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No Merri you cannot eat the printer!

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I got tagged so here we go:
1: I'm a college student
2: I live on a farm
3: I'm Introverted
4: I am a history nut
5: I can't get a date to save my life.
6: my maternal grandmother's family were the founders of Canada while my paternal grandfather's family founded Jamestown...
7: I have gone to Niagra falls on Canada day, it was amazing (their fireworks put the US' to shame).
8: I should be working on a paper right now but a little procrastination never hurt.
9: I took piano lessons for three years, I can still play the basics.
10: I have ADD so I get off topic a lot.
11: I am a Hufflepuff, I will spoil you rotten!
12: I have three dogs, two goldens and one sheltie
13: studying to be a high school history teacher!
tag 15 people: crap I don't know anyone else on here... and probably no tag backs...All Rights Reserved

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