DEADPOOL 'You're a crazy motherfucker that probably deserves everything that's coming to him, but that doesn't mean I have to feel bad.... I do feel bad, though, even if I don't really want to.' Viruses kill everything they touch according to the millions of cases reported by people that claim to have seen Death, but Wade Wilson is in a world where a purple man has doomed him never to die, no matter how much he wants to. male oc x wade wilson slow updates