Strideritis [Davekat]

Dave is drunk. Karkat is bored, and also kind of drunk, but still sensible enough to know when his buddy needs to go back to his room and nap. Dave gets flirty and things escalate from there.
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"Leave me to nest with my brethren," Dave mumbles bluntly.
It's only now that you realize there's a bottle of a dark yellow-tinged liquid inside. You figure it's something of an alcohol-apple juice hybrid beverage. ('AJ'-- you hate that the human even uses that term in the first place)
You narrow your eyes, refusing to absorb a word of his drunken stupidity.
"Do you wanna try?"
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A DaveKat one night stand (and possibly more?) fanfic I'm writing because there's like none of these and I need the feels
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Basically my buildup for smut and writing practice. Also on Ao3, and I'm working on posting this in a quotev-friendly format. (aka, no smut, making it more of a short drabble story instead.)
There *will be* multiple parts to this, with the smut in chapter two, and on Ao3 posted as different works in a series and readable on their own here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/7186784