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*Retarded Seal Clapping* [Randomness #1]
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A random book fit for the gods... Or, in this case, the retarded clapping seals over there. I totally wasn't the cause of that *laughs awkwardly* *inches away slowly*
Anyways, this will be filled with memes, randomness, and other things that will possibly destroy your mind. And don't mind the seals. They'll just be over there.
*retarded seal clapping* enjoy!
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