Trash Tanuki Talks
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Last published Sat, Mar 17, 2018
Look at this fuzzy piece of shit trying to do something.
This book is comprised of my struggles, past and present, that you can now read about for some reason. Did I take a trip to China? Now you know. How did this account start? Look at that it's in here! Am I struggling to figure out the terror that is a relationship well GOOD GODDAMN ARE YOU IN LUCK.
Enjoy low key stalking me. There's enough room in this dumpster for two.
-Trash Tanuki
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