My name is not important to you, neither is my age, gender, or anything about me . What really matters is what I'm going to tell you. It's a story of a lost time traveler who met a divorced drunk, who then partially saved the life of a military deserter. And who, before all of that, created his own end. ----------- A/N: I can't explain anything well. just read it if you want time travel and sarcasm and also (later on) gays