penelope, aka penny, is your not-so-average average girl. though she gets great grades and has a boyfriend and many great friends, everything is not what it seems. one small thing went wrong in penelope jones' life, and she will never be the same. what is that one small thing, you ask? an empty carton of milk. (since loads of you are babies and can't handle ANYTHING, i will have to tell you that this includes minor depression, breakups, existential thoughts, and random puns. enjoy!)