Son of Man

For centuries, the Consortium of Angels have been vying for God’s impeachment. Caving under political and social pressure, God finally agrees to resign his throne in heaven and relinquish his control as omnipotent sovereign of the Milky Way – under one condition: A mortal man must best him by way of knock-out in a ten-round boxing match on live pay-per-view in the World’s Most Famous Arena, Madison Square Garden.

Though mortal, this would be no regular man. Bamboozled into an unlikely alliance, Iraq War veteran and single father Pluto Speck must first break the Ten Commandments in the ten holiest places on earth in order to earn his position as elective contender in the ultimate catchweight championship of all-time.

Pluto’s condition? If he wins, God must cure his son of a rare genetic disorder which has rendered the young boy both deaf and blind. Before Armageddon in the Garden goes live, Pluto will be joined by former Wimbledon star-turned Nun, Sister Maggie, who spearheads the training and mentoring of activist Leonardo DiCaprio, both of whom unwittingly transform Pluto into the greatest Tomato Can Antichrist west of the Dead Sea.