Ham, Mal, and the Uppity Elephant
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This isn't your cliché love story where two people meet and immediately fall in love. In fact, this isn't a love story at all. So if you came here looking for some cheesy Twilight ripoff, this is not the place for you.
This is the story of two misfits with a knack for getting into trouble. They lose an elephant in Atlanta (all Mal's fault, according to Ham), accidentally become kings, and somehow manage to completely ruin everything without even trying. Yeah, you could say their lives are a bit wild.
This is not a story with a Happily Ever After. The characters don't ride off into the sunset on a horse-drawn carriage at the end. There will be death, and there will be sad parts, so don't get too attached. In the meantime, sit back, relax, and enjoy my chaotic writing skills.
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