Sanity Not Included -- Short Stories

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Parts 3
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The dumbest, most ridiculous, most what-were-you-on-when-you-wrote-this stories to have ever come from my messed up mind over the last few years, plus new ones that will be added sometimes. There is no common theme, premise, or setting; this is just a bunch of random ideas that are hopefully somewhat funny and/or entertaining.

"This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever read in my life." -The New York Times
"I could practically feel the brain cells dying as I read." -The Boston Globe
"The guy who wrote this clearly needs help." -USA Today
"What...?" -The Washington PostAll Rights Reserved

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