High// Vampire Harry one shot
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"Do you want to hear a joke?" He chuckled. "But be warned, it's the best joke ever and you will fall over from laughter"
"But I'm sitting down already" I giggled.
"What do you call an apple pie getting high in McDonalds?" He said, looking so excited, like a little boy on Christmas day.
"What?" I said already laughing.
"A baked apple pie" he roared out with laughter.
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