High// Vampire Harry one shot

"Do you want to hear a joke?" He chuckled. "But be warned, it's the best joke ever and you will fall over from laughter"

"But I'm sitting down already" I giggled.

"What do you call an apple pie getting high in McDonalds?" He said, looking so excited, like a little boy on Christmas day.

"What?" I said already laughing.

"A baked apple pie" he roared out with laughter.

Hi, this is my one shot for the competition! Hope you enjoy! x