Drunk History of Fall Out Boi
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"It's not a bad dick"
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Abhiranika ~ The Withered Princess
I was in love with a man I knew nothing about. Until I was wedded to the one I was destined for. I thought it would be easy to forget him and move on with my life. I was ready to give it a chance. He had broken my heart, after all. But things don't always go the way you want, do they? Everything changed when I stepped into this marriage and realized it needed me more than I needed it. I had a huge family. A whole line of brothers-in-law and a grumpy sister-in-law, who was also once my best friend. I did as I was told. I didn't even give it a thought, how drastically my life was about to change because of this decision. Love doesn't always bloom roses in your garden. Sometimes, it leaves behind dead trees that never bloom, no matter how many springs come and go. I was that tree. My husband was everything a woman could ask for. I don't know if he hated me or not... but I was certain I couldn't give him the true love he deserved. Every time I think of it, I realize I am just a withered Princess. No matter how many roses my husband blooms for me, I will always be crushed beneath the weight of my past and mistakes. As always, I found myself standing by the window, feeling the cold air kiss my cheeks while my husband slept on the bed behind me. I rubbed my arms to warm myself. The moon was pretty.
La voz fue oída y la corte comía melones
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ဇာတ်လိုက်မင်းသားအဖေနှင့်လက်ထပ်ခြင်း
This novel is not mine. I'm just a humble translator. Unicode ပြန်မွေးဖွားလာတဲ့ အမျိုးသမီးတစ်ယောက်အကြောင်း ဝတ္ထုထဲက ဇာတ်လိုက်မင်းသားရဲ့ မွေးစားအဖေဖြစ်သူ တင့်ရှဲ့ဟန်ဟာ တ-ရွှမ်မင်းဆက်မှာ နာမည်ကျော်လူပျိုကြီးတစ်ယောက်ဖြစ်တယ်။ စစ်နတ်ဘုရားလို့လည်း ဂုဏ်ပုဒ်ကြီးတဲ့ တင့်ရှဲ့ဟန်ဟာ အမျိုးသမီးတွေအတွက် အဆိပ်ရှိတဲ့ ဥစ္စာပေါရုပ်ချောခင်ပွန်းလောင်းလည်း ဖြစ်နေပါသေးတယ်။ သူ့ကို တသက်လုံး လူပျိုကြီးဘဝနဲ့ အရိုးထုတ်ရတော့မယ်လို့ အများက တစ်ထစ်ချယုံကြည်ထားကြပေမယ့် မြို့တော်မှာ ကောလဟလတစ်ခု ပြန့်လာခဲ့တယ်။ အဲ့ကောလဟလက တင့်ရှဲ့ဟန်ရဲ့ အရိုက်အရာဆက်ခံမယ့် မွေးစားသားဖြစ်သူနဲ့ စေ့စပ်ထားတာပျက်သွားတဲ့ ကျန်းနင်ဘောင်အမည်ရ ချန်နင်အိမ်တော်ရဲ့ စတုတ္ထမြောက်သခင်မလေးဟာ သူမ အရင်သတို့သားလောင်းရဲ့အမေဖြစ်ချင်နေတယ်ဆိုတာပါပဲ။
The sixteenth princess of the Great Liang Dynasty is born weak and sickly. Unknown to everyone, the baby princess is actually a 21st-century engineering student who died in an accident and reincarnated into the imperial palace. At birth, she awakens the Heavenly Gossip System. However, there is a bug. The princess cannot speak normally because she is still a baby. Instead, she can only complain and gossip in her thoughts. And somehow... Everyone hears everything.
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