Pick up lines and comebacks
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Wed, Jun 29, 2016
Today imma teach you how to burn those asshole bitches that you hate and pic up (Jk boi you ain't gettin nowhere wit dis) those assholes dat are 2 desperate
by:Me and @EmmaDeGothWolf19
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