Pick up lines and comebacks

LeeTW1990

LECTURES 145
Votes 2
Chapitres 5
Durée <5 mins

LECTURES 145
Votes 2
Chapitres 5
Durée <5 mins

LeeTW1990

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Today imma teach you how to burn those asshole bitches that you hate and pic up (Jk boi you ain't gettin nowhere wit dis) those assholes dat are 2 desperate 
by:Me and @EmmaDeGothWolf19Tous Droits Réservés

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