Joke! Joke! Joke!
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Last published Sat, Jul 2, 2016
Koleksyon ng mga nakakatawang joke! A mix of a tagalog and english funny jokes!
The jokes are not mine. Credits who own them!
Didn't meant to offend anyone, katuwaan lang po!
Thank you! (;
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