Surviving is Hard

"So, this is the story of how I, the greatest person in the world survives the apocalypse. Or at least tries to (who knows maybe I die at the end of the book?).

Anyway, join me on some crazy adventures across the end of the world! In a short summary there's a lot of pew pew's (guns of course), whispering, and surviving! I meet some people too! (You know for a fact some of them are going to die. It is the apocalypse, dummy.)

And maybe, just maybe...we save the world! Jk that doesn't happen."

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(Excerpt)
"The infected" are something we knew before the apocalypse even officially started. When NASA was trying to find out a way to change the trajectory of the meteor they extracted samples from it. Later, they soon discovered how it would react with humans and holy mother did they create pandemonium. The information leaked three days before the big boom and truly, I would call that day the beginning of the apocalypse. Everyone lost their shit before it even began. I remember one story about a guy injecting himself and his family with bleach thinking it would make them immune. It did work actually. Because, they died before the parasite-rock hit earth.

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A/N: idk if this should be in humor but idk where to put this weird book :)!