My unexplainable weirdness

I'm an ordinary girl-scratch dat! I'm a super weird, super awesome girl. Not at all normal! In fact, being normal scares and offends me :3 My weird brothers and sisters COME UNITE IN THIS BOOK!

Bring your weird friends, weird siblings! Even that guy across the street muttering donuts to himself!

We must bring together the force of weirdness from all ova de world!

I HAVE ALL RIGHT TO DIS BOOK! If u copy dis book I will shred all your paper so you wont have any to draw on and you will cry and I will smile :D

Bye meh little capuchin monkeys! ^-^