Our randomness

Ryan: Hey guys! Come over here, we need to do a description thing for the book.
Roxanne: Can we even consider it a book?
Joshua: Duh! It's the book of randomness.
Amy: And knowledge.
Leonardo: And art!
Joshua: I guess they could both be considered random?
Amy: Knowledge isn't random!
Roxanne: Why'd I agree to this?
Joshua: Because we're friends, and friends listen to each other.
Roxanne: How much were you paid to say that?
Joshua: Let's just say it was a lot.
Ryan: So um, you guys done here? We have an intro to do!
Leonardo: Oh yeah! So... We're five friends who have been friends for like forever.
Roxanne: Sharing our randomness on here.
Ryan: Now there'll be moments of total randomness.
Leonardo: Or moments which are straight up weird.
Joshua: We'll rant about stuff.
Amy: Talk about facts.
Roxanne: Do tags
Ryan: And create theories.
Roxanne: So this is the part where we tell them to read right?
Ryan: Yes.
Roxanne: Um, read or I'll slit your throats in you sleep and stuff you with stuffed animals.
Leonardo: I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it...
Amy: She's scaring me.
Joshua: I like this better than the old way.
Leonardo: So yeah, read or Roxanne will do that.
Amy: Fine! Fine! I'll read! Just don't hurt me.
Ryan: Amy, she doesn't mean you.
Amy: S-she doesn't?
Ryan: No, because you're her friend... Remember?
Roxanne: Amy has immunity... The rest of you are dead.
Joshua: Wait... What?!