My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1
Me: Suilad mellyn, and welcome to my random book! 
        
        Darth Vader: I'm sure they don't care.
        
        Me: *shrugs* I suppose some don't, but others might! 
        
        Darth Vader: Why am I here? 
        
        Me: Because I want you here! 
        
        I: Actually it would be want since you're talking about me, but I never said that I wanted him here.
        
        You: I! Stop referring to yourself in the third person! 
        
        Yourself: She said nothing about me though...
        
        Me: No, she said I, not me... And try were talking about you! 
        
        You: No, I was talking to yourself! 
        
        Me: As in me? Or as in you talking to yourself? 
        
        Darth Vader: (-_-) *facepalm*