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I Hate Myselfie

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A collection of essay by: Shane Dawson 
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From his first vlog back in 2008, to his full-length film directorial debut, Not Cool, Shane Dawson has been an open book when it comes to documenting his life. But behind the music video spoofs, TMI love-life details, and outrageous commentary on everything the celebrity and internet world has the nerve to dish out a guy who grew up in a financially challenged but loving home in Long Beach, California, and who suffered all the teasing and social limitations that arise when you're morbidly obese kid with a pretty face, your mom is your best friend, and you can't get a date to save your life. In I Hate Myselfie, Shane steps away from his larger-than-life internet persona and takes us deep into the experiences of an eccentric and introverted kid, who, by observing the strange world around him, developed a talent that would inspire millions of fans. Intelligent, hilarious, heartbreaking, and raw, I Hate Myselfie is a collection of eighteen personal essays about how messy life can get when you're growing up and how rewarding it can feel when the cleanup is (pretty much) done. 
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Shane Dawson is a director, actor, comedian, podcaster, and YouTube vlogger. The New York Times has dubbed him "YouTube's comic for the under-30 set." He lives in Hollywood, California. Find him at YouTube.com/user/ShaneDawsonTV. 
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THIS STORY WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME. ALL CREDIT FOR THIS STORY GOES TO SHANE DAWSONAll Rights Reserved

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