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I Hate Myselfie

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A collection of essay by: Shane Dawson 
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From his first vlog back in 2008, to his full-length film directorial debut, Not Cool, Shane Dawson has been an open book when it comes to documenting his life. But behind the music video spoofs, TMI love-life details, and outrageous commentary on everything the celebrity and internet world has the nerve to dish out a guy who grew up in a financially challenged but loving home in Long Beach, California, and who suffered all the teasing and social limitations that arise when you're morbidly obese kid with a pretty face, your mom is your best friend, and you can't get a date to save your life. In I Hate Myselfie, Shane steps away from his larger-than-life internet persona and takes us deep into the experiences of an eccentric and introverted kid, who, by observing the strange world around him, developed a talent that would inspire millions of fans. Intelligent, hilarious, heartbreaking, and raw, I Hate Myselfie is a collection of eighteen personal essays about how messy life can get when you're growing up and how rewarding it can feel when the cleanup is (pretty much) done. 
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Shane Dawson is a director, actor, comedian, podcaster, and YouTube vlogger. The New York Times has dubbed him "YouTube's comic for the under-30 set." He lives in Hollywood, California. Find him at YouTube.com/user/ShaneDawsonTV. 
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THIS STORY WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME. ALL CREDIT FOR THIS STORY GOES TO SHANE DAWSONAll Rights Reserved

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The Fat, The Thick, The Skinny, And ME✔ by D_S_Dodie

"Because you have parents that love you. You have parents that support you and yet you think your life is so bad just because stupid kids pick on you." "I... don't have it easy." I mumbled. "You don't know. You can't even imagine how it is. Being bullied every single day just because you're you. They don't even see me as a person, you know? I'm just it. I'm just a thing. I'm not 'Quince the person'. I'm 'Quince the looser', the venting tool, the dirt beneath your feet." ~~~ Quince has been bullied, fat shamed, and terrorized by the people at her school ever since junior high. It hasn't gotten any better over the past years especially with being in a small town where a majority of the population were "model worthy." She was left out of place, but not for long! When a group of new kids come to town Quince will join their forces and learn the true value of self beauty. Though it will be difficult, Quince is determined to show her town that beauty lies in the core, but what happens when Quince's task becomes something much more bigger then she anticipated? Join Quince and her friends as they uncover the true meaning of loving one's self and the strength of friendship on a life changing adventure in this coming of age novel. ~~~ ☆Please be advised that this book deals with self-harm. Trigger warning will be announced in the appropriate chapters.☆ ~~~ Highest ranking: #834 in General Fiction and #1 in freeyourbody ~~~ Disclaimer: The edited version of this book is posted on my page titled All The Ways To Love Me. ~~~ *All rights reserved. Neither this book nor any part may be produced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, microfilming, and recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher*

kevin hernandez x reader by Rosewater2008

TW mention of abuse ed and sh mentioned inappropriate actions and language a little smut spooky moments Y/n is 22 years old and this story takes place in Florida. Y/n comes from a broken home where her dad was an alcoholic who abused her and her mother. This caused her mother to barely be around when when she was a kid. She grew to hate her family and herself which caused her to develop an eating disorder, the second she graduated high-school she got as far away from her home town as possible. She moved to Florida living in a small apartment and had a shitty job which barely paid enough to pay the bills let alone survive, she was in search of a full time/better paying job, until she came across an ad for a full time editor for some youtube channel called the boys, she thought it was to good to be true but decided to check it out anyways. This would soon became the best decision of her life.

Gem in the Rough by NeverEndingLie24

"Did you know that you just pull me in? I can't stop thinking about you." Kieran's eyes are shut, his head against the back of the couch, while making his confession. I guess he had moved in the few moments I'd been in my own thoughts. "Is that a bad thing? I feel it too." He opens one eye and grins. "No, I don't think so. I just don't know if I'm ready." "Ready?" It's silent for a few moments before I feel his warm, rough palm on my bare thigh. It's like all my senses are ignited when he touches me. All I can feel is his hand, all I can smell is his beautiful manly scent, and all I can see is him in front of me, the rest of the world invisible. "Is it okay that I'm touching you?" I let out a deep breath and lean closer, whispering near his ear. "Is it okay that I want you to touch me more?" Kieran's eyes open, his blazing blues stare into my dark brown ones, a slight growl coming from his throat. That growl will be the death of me. -- Gemma is a junior in college who is focused on work and school. There's no time for anything else according to her father and it begins to weigh on her heavily. Another thing that's heavy is Gemma's weight. Her body image has improved since going to therapy but just like anyone else, her insecurities are still there. Gemma is confident, yet shy; organized yet anxious. She's the epitome of an overweight college student with daddy issues. And mommy issues. Just issues in general. - Kieran is a junior in college who is focused on surviving. There's alcohol, sex, and anything else that can keep him out of his own head. Kieran is from a small town that holds a dark part of his past and he's doing anything he can to forget. He is moody, goofy, and mysterious. He's also so much more than anyone thinks. When Gemma and Kieran cross paths, it's a twist of fate that will change their lives forever. Join them on their journey to self-discovery and finding love for themselves, and for one another.

Old friend (Markiplier x depressed reader!) by Asrigu

You have 22 years old and you are currently living with your abusive boyfriend Adam. You and Mark were best friends all through grade school and high school until each of you went your own way and you haven't spoken since. You haven't forgotten about him, you had a crush on him since little. You have been following him on YouTube since the beginning and every day you watch his videos secretly of Adam, you miss Mark a lot until one day on the grocery store... There are some changes on this story, Mark has 22 years like you, and Amy and Mark live together but not as a couple they are just good friends. TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️ This story contains: - Self harm - abusive relationship - abuse - suicide attempt - maybe smut? -mention of rape There will be not trigger warnings during the story except from possible smut that you can just skip and the story will continue. The warnings are there and you have been already warned. So, this is my first history and i will try my best, i need to warn that my English is not perfect and sometimes the corrector put other words in spanish or i write something wrong. please if I write something wrong tell me.

Falling For A Douchebag (Shane Dawson Fanfic) by Fangirlishgeek

Strong language Alison, a newbie YouTuber, who is 24 years old has a bit of a crush on the one and only, Shane Dawson. When she moves to L.A to pursue her dream of acting, she meets a young stranger. They end up in a relationship, but she feels trapped in it. He's a complete and total ass munch. When her videos start to become popular on YouTube, she's asked to do a collab with THE Shane Dawson! Things start to heat up, but will she be able to get out of her horrible relationship before Shane falls for someone else? Because that perfect love shit just doesn't exist. Just to clarify shane isn't the douche, he would never. If you've seen this cover and these words and the same title before you might've. I had to make a new account because I couldn't log in no matter what I tried to my other account so I made this one.

The Musk of Love (Elon Musk x Me) by elonmuskswaifu

(PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER!!!) I applied to be Elon Musk's personal assistant. (Meaning I would write stuff down and stuff) He hired me, and I was excited. Ever since I was 16 I have admired this man. He's so smart, and I want his Big Brain to fill me with knowledge. Throughout my new career, I get closer and closer to Mr. Musk. So close, in fact, that I smell his musky musk everyday. Thank you, Elon, very cool.

(DISCONTINUED) I Love You | Shane Dawson x Reader by thatCutesyPie

You and Shane are great friends, both of you being very relatable was what got you guys along great. Shane featured you alot in his videos. But, being friends for so long you did grow a crush on Shane, but no one knew- well Garret and your best friend knew of course..but Shane was with Ryland, it could never happen. * Or Could It?

You got to me by Shyland_Fanfiction

Ryland just moved to California with his parents from his home town and he meets the one and only bad boy Shane Dawson. Shane is only used to hook ups and doesn't understand what he is feeling toward Ryland. Ryland has never been with anyone before but has a strange attraction toward Shane. I hope you enjoy! (Warning this story contains cussing, implied sex, maybe smut, and depressing thoughts and/or actions.) Update: This story has 334 reads! I know that number means nothing to some people but to me it means a lot! I appreciate everyone reading and I'm so glad you enjoy this story... I'm working so hard on it. Update: This story now has 1K reads! Thank you all so much! I'm working on another story for y'all I promise!

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The Fat, The Thick, The Skinny, And ME✔

"Because you have parents that love you. You have parents that support you and yet you think your life is so bad just because stupid kids pick on you." "I... don't have it easy." I mumbled. "You don't know. You can't even imagine how it is. Being bullied every single day just because you're you. They don't even see me as a person, you know? I'm just it. I'm just a thing. I'm not 'Quince the person'. I'm 'Quince the looser', the venting tool, the dirt beneath your feet." ~ Quince has been bullied, fat shamed, and terrorized by the people at her school ever since junior high. It hasn't gotten any better over the past years especially with being in a small town where a majority of the population were "model worthy." She was left out of place, but not for long! When a group of new kids come to town Quince will join their forces and learn the true value of self beauty. Though it will be difficult, Quince is determined to show her town that beauty lies in the core, but what happens when Quince's task becomes something much more bigger then she anticipated? Join Quince and her friends as they uncover the true meaning of loving one's self and the strength of friendship on a life changing adventure in this coming of age novel. ~ ☆Please be advised that this book deals with self-harm. Trigger warning will be announced in the appropriate chapters.☆ ~ Highest ranking: #834 in General Fiction and #1 in freeyourbody ~ Disclaimer: The edited version of this book is posted on my page titled All The Ways To Love Me. ~~~ All rights reserved. Neither this book nor any part may be produced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, microfilming, and recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher