Bitch Please
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"Sooo..." She hummed as we walked down the street to her favorite ice cream shop. "What's high school like?" She asked with a bright smile. I stopped walking, she took a few more steps and then turned around, confused. "Bitch..Please" I said lowering my sunglasses, I smiled at her "You don't even wanna know."
WARNING: Absurd language involved
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