how does she do it

Danielle is starting at another new school and in the middle of a nervous panic runs into the totally stunning and 100% batshit crazy school jock, river. river is not like all of the other jocks shes met in the past 12 schools she has been to. in fact he is the most welcoming person in the whole damn school. as she and river run around the school becoming best friends (bfflas's, besties for fucking life and shit), they catch quite a few rumors (stupid jealous bitches can't mind their own damn business) and enemies (I believe I've already mentioned them) all the while forming alliances and friendships to get them through highschool not to mention terrorizing innocent bystanders and scaring the living shit out of all their teachers (btw these two are the shit when it comes to dynamic duos) I suck at summaries so plz read

Oh and I know his sounds like a major cliche but believe me it's not

Oh and ps it's me again even though you probably knew that already um and you may have noticed I have a severe case of potty mouth so sorry if you find me words crude to bad jk kinda cause a really only care about 50% as much as I probably should but whatever peace
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