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The Badass Exorcism Company

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Our story begins with an exorcist helping a family purify their daughter (with the help of a solid gold 45.) of the demon that has possessed her. Soon after that the exorcist and his squire Michael get orders from on high to hunt down a demon that is terrorizing the earth. So Michael and exorcist set off on a journey to find and kill this demon with the help of their holy weapons. Filled with crude humor and a realistic dynamic between the 2. (seriously some of there conversations have very real roots in some conversations I've had with my friends) This is a book for those of you who can watch Jim Jefferies without cringing. Needless to say it does contain sex, violence, LOTS of cussing, and various other thing that have a habit to piss people off. So if you're a small child or someone with a stick in their ass I don't recommend this for you.All Rights Reserved

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The Forest Keeper

Kaylie "Kea" Alton's life turned upside down when she found fairies in the forest behind her father's house. At the tender age of seven, she was given the task to take care of the forest and the magical creatures therein - to become the Keeper of Albinan. Things went well for twelve years. As soon as the thirteenth year came around, things started getting interesting. With the appearance of a new creature from the lake, Kea and the rest of the creatures are wary. Something is happening, and when the creature starts talking gibberish about Atlantis and demonic inhabitation, she is forced to take him seriously. What she doesn't understand is why this creature of the lake is helping her and what he has to gain from it. And what is going to happen as a result of this new threat. ** A/N: If I were to give this book a rating, it would be a moderate PG-13. It is pretty violent (I mean, obviously, the demon wants to kill everything, so...), and there are instances of mild language and non-graphic "encounters," as it were. So consider yourself warned. ;) Thanks for reading!