The Badass Exorcism Company
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Contenu pour adultesTerminé ven., août 16, 20131h 40m
Our story begins with an exorcist helping a family purify their daughter (with the help of a solid gold 45.) of the demon that has possessed her. Soon after that the exorcist and his squire Michael get orders from on high to hunt down a demon that is terrorizing the earth. So Michael and exorcist set off on a journey to find and kill this demon with the help of their holy weapons. Filled with crude humor and a realistic dynamic between the 2. (seriously some of there conversations have very real roots in some conversations I've had with my friends) This is a book for those of you who can watch Jim Jefferies without cringing. Needless to say it does contain sex, violence, LOTS of cussing, and various other thing that have a habit to piss people off. So if you're a small child or someone with a stick in their ass I don't recommend this for you.
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