Of Dwarfs and Men
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StuartMilne1
Ongoing, First published Jul 01, 2016
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Kurtis was a man, although not a very good one. A man of few natural skills or qualities, uneducated, immoral, rash, stubborn and waif-like.

Roderick was a dwarf, with similarly undesirable features.

Together they set out on an adventure of discovery.

Together they test the bonds of friendship, encounter a multitude of fantasy cliches, possibly fight a dragon rescue a princess whilst learning to love.
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The Misadventures of Barry the Unlikely Hero

25 parts Ongoing

Barry, a regular guy who's spectacularly bad at everything, accidentally gets mistaken for a legendary hero destined to save the world. Along the way, he teams up with an eccentric cast of sidekicks, including a sarcastic talking cat, an overly dramatic wizard, and a goblin who's really into yoga. Chaos, laughter, and ridiculousness ensue as Barry stumbles his way through quests, misunderstandings, and absurd situations.

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