Pickup Lines
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Last published Sat, Jul 2, 2016
So..this is a compilation of pickup lines that I made and learned from my romantic *cough *cough* friend..It will be stupid but it's up to you to judge (-‿◦).If it's not satisfying than sorry about that.Still a new user.
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