Pickup Lines
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Last published Sat, Jul 2, 2016
So..this is a compilation of pickup lines that I made and learned from my romantic *cough *cough* friend..It will be stupid but it's up to you to judge (-‿◦).If it's not satisfying than sorry about that.Still a new user.
#first try!
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"𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚, 𝙐𝙂𝙃!" 𝘼𝙮𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙙, 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙥. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧!" "𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙩." 𝘼𝙮𝙖 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙙, 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙮𝙚. "𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚!" "𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙔𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝘼𝙏 𝙈𝙀!" 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙩!" ~ This was in my drafts for three years, but I'm finally releasing it guys.
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