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How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

This fanfic will probably be really weird. But everything I write is mostly satire and just for fun🤑 I wanted to write this because I just randomly thought about it and it made me laugh but I'll just look weird if I laugh at some random shit by myself💔 I don't expect that many ppl will read this and I COULDN'T CARE LESS, but hopefully at least my friends will read it😁 and if you think this fanfic is ass, go flipping cry about it because it's actually my first fanfic😔💔 Anyways also don't mind that corny ass name it's so flipping weird but I couldn't come up with anything okay so like that ain't my fault😊

Intensity of a wine's burn that cools my summers under a sun I never see. (Shitpost poems made for illiterates like me)

A wife that feels unwanted. A husband who has a history of cheating. This makes for a dangerous combination. "Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord." Roman's 12:19 KJV I do not condone violence or vengeance of any kind.

My name is Anna Im thirteen years old. My favorite animal is pigs they are just really cute!

Gangster. Lunatic. Legend. Jokan is a one-man gang with three imaginary henchmen(ALTER EGO) - Ranga the reckless driver, Babloo the overthinking techie, and Soda the silent assassin who never blinks. Together, they run a criminal empire powered by delusion, confidence, and crayon maps. But when a real rival gang mocks his imaginary crew, Jokan declares war. What follows is a chaotic, action-packed spiral of solo battles, motivational speeches to empty chairs, and a stairwell showdown that turns madness into myth. JOKAN is a satirical gangster saga where comedy meets chaos, and hallucinations become heroes. It's quirky, cinematic, and darkly hilarious - perfect for readers who love ensemble energy, unpredictable action, and characters that echo long after the last page.

Mark Paragas is fresh out of nursing school, an idealistic, mabait, at medyo kabado. Akala niya, pagpasok niya sa ospital, puro vital signs at charting lang ang kailangang aralin. Mali siya. Dito sa Specialist Care Medical & Trauma Center, natutunan niyang hindi lang mga sugat ng katawan ang ginagamot ng isang nurse kundi pati mga sugat ng loob. Sa bawat pasyenteng dumaraan, sa bawat tunog ng code blue, sa bawat tulo ng kape sa night shift, Mark slowly learns what it really means to be a nurse. Along the way, makikilala niya ang mga taong magtuturo sa kanya kung paano maging matatag, maging totoo, at... magmahal. Where every heartbeat tells a story. Where every shift changes a life including your own.

🥺🥺 this is a shitpost so don't take it seriously I'm just bored big credits to milo

Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! Just some random jokes that I came across on the Internet. ****I take no credit for these jokes****