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I'm living in a painted asshole

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Time 1h 27m

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To start off, I'd like to say that I think writing about my life is somewhat stupid. I do not think that my life is of some grand and rare importance that everyone should know about; I'm just writing about some things that have happened recently.

This story includes things involving sex and drugs and alcohol and a bad relationship with a boy and harsh language, all the cliche rebel teen stuff. Great. So get ready!! Keep in mind this is my first ever... thing so. My grammar isn't perfect my vocabulary isn't perfect and I am not perfect. Thank you for reading.All Rights Reserved

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