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Hotline Blondes

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Reads 41,533
Votes 3,723
Parts 44
Time 1h 4m

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❝ Hey ❞ 

❝ I just met you...not. And this is crazy! But here's my new number! So call me you must! ❞

❝ Holy shit. Tone deaf, husky voice, cocky undertone... ❞

❝ Aww baby, my voice made an impact in your life. Miss me? ❞

❝ Uh huh. I was very happy missing you. ❞

❝ I knew you would-wait, what do you mean? ❞

❝ Ay caramba. ❞




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or in which two hot blondes with a sexual history decide to become 'just friends' for the sake of redemption.

what they didn't bargain for was fighting each other's battles, trying to cure insomnia via singing at midnight and having conversations about Gossip Girl amongst other things.

(and falling for each in the midst of it all)





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a/n: pretty cover by alteredstars/MicahLikesGraphics. highest rank: #35 in SS

a sort of spin off to Logically Falling but can be read as a stand alone novella.

please note that the protagonists are very annoying to the human society: jerky fuckboy-ery, cocky "thot" behavior, etc is contained. 

side project for summer 2k16.All Rights Reserved

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