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Funny Insults And Comebacks

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All of these insults and comebacks are from the internet. This is my second book. My first is " Best Songs That You Will Like " by psychodemon16. If you have not read it then please do.All Rights Reserved

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From Nerd To Badass by 5_seconds_of_winter_

I was your typical nerd. The one that always got bullied and hurt. Until Now. Two Years later, I am back and I am better. This time i am not the little nerd. I am badass.

Instagram; Jack Avery{COMPLETED} by 1-800-meme-dealer

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Blue // Daniel Seavey by La--Petite--Mort

A reflection. Do you like yours, love yours or hate yours? There's many people in this world who dislike theirs, not because of the physicality that they see in a mirror, but because they know what's lurking behind the eyes that stare. So much can be seen in yourself from your own pair of eyes, things that others don't seem to see. Do you know why that is? That's because no one knows you better than you know yourself. A pair of eyes could seem so kind, warm and innocent to the world, but only yourself could know the true darkness behind them. There's one person in this world who knows exactly what I'm talking about. He knows the infuriating, angering feeling of the painful suffering he experiences when his own eyes meet his reflection's. Deadly, severe, menacing: is what he sees. Everyone who looks into them simply see a bright pair of ocean eyes. Blue. That's all they see. But only himself knows he's drowning in the tidal waves of their deep ocean. And no one cares enough to notice, to help, or to save. Until her. She used to think fire was more murderous than ice. Little did she know, that would all change at first glance. She saw the eyes, she noticed their blue, she stared for a second too long, and now she knows that there's no going back. He'll claim her. ~If I take a step away from him, he takes a step closer to me. If I run, he'll find his way back.~ ~I'm trying my goddamned hardest to not act on the ache I'm feeling to place my lips on hers, just to have a little taste, because I don't want to appear as some sex-driven teenage boy who just wants to claim her body. Because I don't. I want to claim her heart.~ *Mature content: Strong language, aggressive behaviour, sexual content etc.* Note: Don't skip past the prologue. A bit of the dialogue or description in the first half of the book may seem slightly immature; I'll have to edit that when I get the chance. Started: 31/08/18 Completed: 02/04/19

Newt Scamander imagines by imagines_and_stuff

DISCLAIMER: I wrote this when I was around 16, most of these (especially the first ones) are pretty bad. Enjoy your reading but please don't expect a masterpiece 😅

mememe › bbno$ [2] by color_mebadd

[PART 2] SEQUELLLS- which aren't really as good as the original one. [If you haven't read the first book go do that !] started: 4-27-19 Finished: t-b-d **DISCLAIMER** This book involves cussing and inappropriate jokes. Read at you're own risk.

Banana Bus Squad! (One Shots x-reader) by SepticeyeJade

Welcome to my first one shot book. I've read a lot of one shots and I decided it was my time to write one. If you guys didn't know already, I like the banana bus squad. X-reader or y/n means YOU! Hope you enjoy all the cute, sad, happy, hot, exciting and raging times with the banana bus squad. I will be taking request whenever. REQUEST ARE OPEN! {BEWARE SMUT,FLUFF AND SWEARING! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!}

𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇{mlm} by KandyCain

𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔? Right.

bad thoughts › bbno$ [1] by color_mebadd

[PART 1]this book was created to make you laugh and it has some dirty jokes in there.. I hope you enjoy!! <3 finished: 3-17-19 **DISCLAIMER** This book involves cussing and inappropriate behavior. Read at you're own risk.

Lyrics of Songs That You Will Love (Finished) by vaporizeniall

Requests are closed for this lyric book! Check out my second one! I'll be taking requests on it!

The girl next door (complete) // Jonah Marais by yournotmariiii

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𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇{mlm} cover

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Lyrics of Songs That You Will Love (Finished) cover

The girl next door (complete) // Jonah Marais cover

From Nerd To Badass

I was your typical nerd. The one that always got bullied and hurt. Until Now. Two Years later, I am back and I am better. This time i am not the little nerd. I am badass.