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Random Ass Shit

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Reads 617
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Parts 9
Time 7m

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This is some random ass shit, cuz ya know... I'm random as fuck. In this story I cuss, I am VERY dirty minded, and I literally can't spell for shit. I am really stupid and I can't do anything. There also might be some triggering stuff, so if you can't handle that, don't read. Or you can read it and ill put a warning. But if I forget, cuz I am a stupid ass bitch and I probably will, I'm sorry. I think that's it... *thinks hella hard for a minute* oh, and I fangirl a lot. And when I say a lot, I mean A LOT. okay, that's all for nowAll Rights Reserved

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Heads or Tails ? by burrowedandblue

*Story contains mature and explicit content* "Something wrong sweetheart ?" Harry's cocky tone only makes my blood boil more, and I don't even think before I throw my knife to his head. Of course he dodges it easily, and he quickly pulls it out of the wall and throws it right back to my face. Thankfully Zayn and his magical fucking reflexes catch it a few inches away from my head, and Harry smiles, dimples out on display, looking pretty fucking satisfied that he succeeded whatever he wanted to do. Did the fucker just try to stab me in the eye right now ? "You fucking piece of shi-" I start yelling but Zayn is quick to snap his hand to my mouth to shut me up, growling into my ear and roughly pulling me back until I'm pressed against his chest. "Shut the fuck up you dumbass ! Are you trying to get us all killed ??" he pulls his hand away and spins me around abruptly before he shoves me towards the door. "Out. Now." **** Or the one where Louis and Harry kind of hate but kind of like each other, and have to work together when their friends disappear... and then everything changes. **** Reminder: this is simply a work of fiction, this story is in no way meant to represent anyone's actual life nor does it represent my thoughts on the people whose names I use.

One Direction One Shots 1 by HazzasLou7

I DIDN'T WRITE THESE, I PUT THEM HERE SO I COULD READ THEM WITHOUT WIFI, I SUGGEST YOU READ THEM ON THE ACTUAL SITE BECAUSE LIKE ALL OF THE PARTS ARE LOCKED BUT 2 OF THEM, SO THE SITE IS http://1dinthedark.tumblr.com/tagged/one+shot AND I LOVE THEM, SO GO READ THEM AND DON'T MESSAGE ME WANTING TO KNOW HOW YOU CAN READ THEM BECAUSE YOU CAN READ THEM ON THAT SITE, NOT ON THIS ONE THING. THIS IS FOR MY ENJOYMENT, NOT YOURS. SO DON'T COMPLAIN THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE OTHER PARTS, CAUSE YOU DO, AT THIS SITE http://1dinthedark.tumblr.com/tagged/one+shot THEY AREN'T ALL FROM THAT LINK, BUT MOST OF THEM ARE FROM IT. ALL THE LINKS ARE: http://1dinthedark.tumblr.com/tagged/one+shot http://mullingarlust.tumblr.com/touchdown http://d1rectionfics.tumblr.com http://death-by-styles.tumblr.com http://harrystylesboner.tumblr.com http://beyonceish.tumblr.com/

Midnight Memories {Harry Styles} {COMPLETED} by harrystylesmofos

i cba to write a description so just read it and you'll find out this was the first thing i ever wrote so pls bear with the shiteness of it PLEASE NOTE This story contains serious issues such as self-harm and rape. I know full well that they are not to be taken lightly, so please don't comment telling me so. Equally, please treat them with the respect they deserve. I have tried to make this story as realistic as possible, but please forgive me if have any facts wrong, and feel free to correct me. The same goes with my spelling - I'm a lazy shit and haven't bothered to proof-read before publishing. Thank you, and enjoy :)

With Your Love by heyitshusna

******READ A BIT OF MY LATEST CHAPTER TO SEE HOW MUCH MY WRITING HAS IMPROVED LIKE HONEST ITS SO CRINGEY I CANT****** Falling in love with your best friend seemed too cliche for my liking, so me and my best friend always knew we weren't going to do just that. However, life is so unexpected and before I knew it, I had a brain tumor, was stripped of my old life and given a new one. A life without my best friend, Niall Horan. I left the X Factor, where I had made it up to bootcamp, but it didn't matter. My dreams were crushed, there was no hope. I never did tell Niall, about my brain tumor and just cut contact with him. He didn't need to worry about me. What I didn't realize is that Faith also comes into play and well Faith does whatever the hell it wants. So next thing I know, here I am, reunited with my best friend. My brain tumor is gone, and I have my best friend back. It's times like these where I realize it's just a little too good to be true. And it is. Slowly, without even meaning to, I start falling for the boy who was none other then my best friend. Everyone knows falling in love with someone you simply cannot have is a nightmare, and I feel as though this nightmare will just never end.

Walking in the Wind One Direction ONHOLD by AmberxLuke

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Found | first book in Found Trilogy by lyssalilac

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Stockholm Syndrome ➸ one direction by tomlingalaxies

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The Lucky Charm (Niall Horan) BOOK 1 by HazzyStyles

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Heads or Tails ?

Story contains mature and explicit content "Something wrong sweetheart ?" Harry's cocky tone only makes my blood boil more, and I don't even think before I throw my knife to his head. Of course he dodges it easily, and he quickly pulls it out of the wall and throws it right back to my face. Thankfully Zayn and his magical fucking reflexes catch it a few inches away from my head, and Harry smiles, dimples out on display, looking pretty fucking satisfied that he succeeded whatever he wanted to do. Did the fucker just try to stab me in the eye right now ? "You fucking piece of shi-" I start yelling but Zayn is quick to snap his hand to my mouth to shut me up, growling into my ear and roughly pulling me back until I'm pressed against his chest. "Shut the fuck up you dumbass ! Are you trying to get us all killed ??" he pulls his hand away and spins me around abruptly before he shoves me towards the door. "Out. Now." Or the one where Louis and Harry kind of hate but kind of like each other, and have to work together when their friends disappear... and then everything changes. Reminder: this is simply a work of fiction, this story is in no way meant to represent anyone's actual life nor does it represent my thoughts on the people whose names I use.