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Random Ass Shit

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Reads 619
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Parts 9
Time 7m

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This is some random ass shit, cuz ya know... I'm random as fuck. In this story I cuss, I am VERY dirty minded, and I literally can't spell for shit. I am really stupid and I can't do anything. There also might be some triggering stuff, so if you can't handle that, don't read. Or you can read it and ill put a warning. But if I forget, cuz I am a stupid ass bitch and I probably will, I'm sorry. I think that's it... *thinks hella hard for a minute* oh, and I fangirl a lot. And when I say a lot, I mean A LOT. okay, that's all for nowAll Rights Reserved

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$"My Bully, my love" [ZIALL ΑU] {BoyxBoy} by _kokichism_$

Niall is not a normal teenager. At school people are mean to him. At home, his so called "father"[step-dad really] is hurting him, physically and verbally. Niall can't take the pain and bottle it up, so he..hurts himself.Verbally And physically...he thinks he deserves this and it's his punishment, for his mothers death. That's what his father taught him. Niall's only friend is Cher Lloyd, helped him get through his mothers death, without knowing the abuse from his father. Zayn Malik, is the schools "bad boy". Everyone loves him, everyone drools over him. He bullies Niall and he thinks that is a great to have a great life when everyone respects him, even though it's out of fear. They are afraid of him. He likes to make people fear him. He sleeps around a lot, and he has a lot of friends. His best friends are Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles. They were the schools most scary AND attractive guys. They are called "the Satan's Triple" like they are brothers. Zayn likes to terrorize Niall. He thinks it's funny to play with him, and messing with him, and beating him up and calling him names, but when a certain boy comes out of the blue, the boy named Josh, everything goes upsite down. A Random Boy changes everything in Niall's life, but...while he help him get through more?Will he help Niall go back to the right road, or will he make Zayn do something even worse, than what he's doing now? ...READ TO FIND OUT... (WARNING: This story contains self harm and may be triggering and boyxboy material, please consider your reading of this carefully before you proceed) (Currently Under Construction ^-^)

Back For you by EmmaHoran1996

HEY GUYS! THIS IS STORY NUMBER 2 I HOPE THIS ONE IS MORE REALISTIC THAN THE OTHER ONE! IN THIS ONE I WOULD LIKE ALL OF YOU GUYS TO COMMENT WITH IDEAS FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER, VOTE FOR MY STORY AND ALSO SHARE IT FOR OTHERS TO READ! LOVE YOU ALL LOTS!! XX EMMA

-FINISHED- She will be loved. Louis Tomlinson Fanfiction by _Funnychick97

Hiiii, so it's May 1st 2014 and I'd like to say that this story is really, really cringy. I wrote this when all of us were 'carrots' soo it's bad. Really bad. I was like, 12 when I wrote this? I'm not sure. But, I'm keeping it on because it got so many views and so much feedback which I'm quite proud about. So yes, you can read if you want but, I'd rather you not because it's so embarrassing! But, you can read my other one? It's not that bad and I don't plan on finishing it but I much prefer that one! But yeh, I'll leave now, goodbye! And, thankyou so so so much to all the feedback and views! (pls dont read it:(((( ) -THIS STORY IS FINISHED- Young Nicole is your average teenage girl exept her uncle is Simon Cowel what will happen when she goes on holiday with him and he takes a popular boyband And then an old 'friend' appears, Will they have to leave again, or will it all stop?

I'm in love with the Babysitter || 1D fanfic Completed by lhykabosslarry

*I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 13, please be warned because it's horrible* "Whoever is reading this, I want you to know that I've found the girl I want to spend the rest of my days with. I want to marry her, she's so beautiful and just perfect even if she snorts and makes stupid jokes. I'm in love with her, I always have been and words couldn't keep up with how much I love her. But know this, I'm in love with the babysitter" There are 5 lads who could've possibly written this note. And I will find him. Whether I love him back or not. ** It started out as Elizabeth Stone babysits Lux without knowing she's one of the most famous and popular babies due to her connection with the lads of One Direction When Lou Teasdale, their hairstylist, hires her- she has no choice but to endure the drama that these 5 boys would bring in to her life, but it isn't just drama. It's about love, and she wants it. Here's the question: Who will she fall in love with? She may have a lot of twists and turns but she's destined for one lad out of the five. And at the point she finds out a note that confesses his love to her unsigned, she's determined to find out who it is. Let's just say that Baby Lux is their Cupid <33

Found | first book in Found Trilogy by lyssalilac

[NOT EDITED.] !!!DISCLAIMER: I wrote this when I was young and didn't fully grasp the concept of writing. The books get progressively better as time goes on.!!! ~~~ First book in FOUND trilogy. ~~~ No one said life with werewolves would be easy. That's because they don't exist, right? ~~~ Join Parker as she uncovers secrets about herself, her family, her past, and her future. What's the worst that can happen when five mysterious strangers show up one day? ***CAUTION*** This story contains- ~Language 14+ ~Sexual content ~Some extreme content

Larry Stylinson - Instagram |✔ by annieneeedsausername

<<Wrote this when I was 13, please feel free to cringe, I do that too>> A sassy model who loves Adidas more than his life. A singer-model who has more Gucci and YSL clothes than their respective companies have. A model who has the looks of Thor and body of Hulk. An Irish piece of fine ass with a finer voice. A half-Brit half-Paki singer whose length of eyelashes are longer the Burj Khalifa. And a shit load of drama...

Stockholm Syndrome (Larry Stylinson) by British-1D-Irish

My heart was beating and adrenaline was running through my body at a thousand miles per second. My hand wrapped around the door knob, but then I was pulled back painfully by my arm. I was whipped around and was face to face with a pissed off Louis. "Where do you think you're going, love?" He asked, and I gulped at how dark his voice sounded. The sane part of me was absolutley terrified of it, and I didn't like it, but the part of me that thought Louis was incredible was so turned on by his dark side. "Answer the question." He said as he squeezed my wrist tighter, and I winced a bit, but I didn't answer the question. "Were you trying to leave? Were you trying to run away from me?" He asked, and I felt his nails digging into my skin. I gave a small yelp of pain and then he was dragging me harshly by my arm down the hall again. He passed the room that I was staying in before and opened another door that was three doors down. He pushed me inside, and I couldn't see a thing. The room was completely dark. I began to breath faster because I've never been a big fan of the dark. I hated it. I didn't like what I couldn't see. I jumped as I felt a hand on my waist and my breath caught as I felt a surge of electricity run through me. I felt him pull me closer to him until my back was against his chest. His lips rubbed against my ear and he slowly whispered out "You can't leave, Harry. You're never gonna get away. I'm not gonna let you."

You Have Me-- HARRY STLYES by LARRYASF1234

**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** "It's fucking crazy, because you'd think I'd remember you, I'd remember them, maybe I'd at least remember us! But I don't and it's hurting you and I'm ruinning your life and your fucking job and fuck! I don't know! I don't! Except that maybe I love you and I want to be with you and I want to remember! I do! But I don't! I can't! And I'm sorry.....I'm so fucking sorry" ~Beth.

DEFENCE // LARRY STYLINSON // LOUIS TOMLINSON by louissfallenangel

"No, no. No talking little bug, this is the part where you listen" he cuts me off before I can finish. I'm disappointed in myself for complying to his orders. I told myself when I left him that I wouldn't let him control me like this anymore. But here I am, pinned to the bathroom wall, with his hand securely fastened around my now throbbing erection, feeling my body surrender to Harry's commands. Louis and Harry have a toxic relationship, one that no matter how many times Louis tries to leave, he finds himself back and falling surrender to Harry. It isn't that he doesn't love the dominance that Harry holds when they are together, its the fact that he only feels like he knows half of his life. Harry, always a complex, dark character, holds so many secrets that he doesn't even know how to explain or understand himself. But what he does know, is that his love for Louis is something he can never lose, he knows that the day Louis decides he doesn't want him anymore, there will be no reasons left to live. Just how far will Harry go to protect his secret life, in order to keep his relationship safe, knowing that every secret is slowly tearing them apart.

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"My Bully, my love" [ZIALL ΑU] {BoyxBoy}

Niall is not a normal teenager. At school people are mean to him. At home, his so called "father"[step-dad really] is hurting him, physically and verbally. Niall can't take the pain and bottle it up, so he..hurts himself.Verbally And physically...he thinks he deserves this and it's his punishment, for his mothers death. That's what his father taught him. Niall's only friend is Cher Lloyd, helped him get through his mothers death, without knowing the abuse from his father. Zayn Malik, is the schools "bad boy". Everyone loves him, everyone drools over him. He bullies Niall and he thinks that is a great to have a great life when everyone respects him, even though it's out of fear. They are afraid of him. He likes to make people fear him. He sleeps around a lot, and he has a lot of friends. His best friends are Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles. They were the schools most scary AND attractive guys. They are called "the Satan's Triple" like they are brothers. Zayn likes to terrorize Niall. He thinks it's funny to play with him, and messing with him, and beating him up and calling him names, but when a certain boy comes out of the blue, the boy named Josh, everything goes upsite down. A Random Boy changes everything in Niall's life, but...while he help him get through more?Will he help Niall go back to the right road, or will he make Zayn do something even worse, than what he's doing now? ...READ TO FIND OUT... (WARNING: This story contains self harm and may be triggering and boyxboy material, please consider your reading of this carefully before you proceed) (Currently Under Construction ^-^)