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Agents of Supernatural Shit (ASS)

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Time 1h 42m

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I sighed. There goes the most popular girl in our school, and my crush. If only I had the guts to- "What the hell are you doing?" I was interrupted by my best friend, H. "Are you doing that thing where you narrate you life? It's really weird." "No..." I replied. "You did it again! God your annoying." With that she shoved me, knocking me into someone. "Oh my god! Watch where your going!" I look up, face to face with.... "Well shit." (SIKE NEW CHAPTER UP)All Rights Reserved

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GIRL FAILURE! by crescentgundam

"Life sucks! I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend...! People are annoying as hell, working at a job sucks balls...! But yet... I wanna be famous, y'know?!" HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU! EVER WANTED TO BE POPULAR?! YEAH, ME TOO! The name is Brimstone Bellacola! I'm just your average 19 year old... I go to college, for Art- I'm getting off track. I'm not really popular, nor are my friends... (Hi, Hi, Sphinx and Anna!) But that changes in this awesome story! My goal? Climb the ranks against the '8 Evil Popular Table Students', and become the number 1 Popular Student! But, however, the main problem is... I go to a school with people who have literal superpowers! Talk about unfair! I'm sure I have a power... And it's probably super awesome sauce!!! Of course, it will be a piece of cake. Taking down The Popular Kids, I mean. Like... I'm so cute and hot and awesome and strong, after all! What happens when you mix and twist the Superhero Genre with a 2000's era comedy setting and a Loser girl? Well! Enter the world of a silly emo girl just trying to get popular! Fall into despair, euphoria, epic music battles and more in this quirked up action series set around an alt-world 2009! ⚠️this story contains mature language, action, abuse, child abuse and mature situations/innuendos. Not suitable for people under 15⚠️ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

Twisted Deception by StarrySky_23

[Book #1 of Twisted Deception] "You people don't know a damn thing about us, don't even speak." **** Everyone knows that high school is always something to dread. GPA, friends, enemies, prom, graduation, everything that you think would make high school good and bad for the future. Now scratch off friends, GPA, prom, and graduation. Why would you scratch them off? Because everything else will be the only thing that's important when you get to this high school. Saint Johnathan Pier is the one high school in the city where everything happens and normally, stuff you wish you didn't see. Everyone warned people about the dangers of the students going there but did they ever mention the people already broken by it? They were dubbed "the rainbow colors of society" just because they were different from other students in this school. But there's a slight differential between them: four of these students are popular while the other four are normal. While the four populars are seen as "superior, hot, and intimidating", the four normals are seen as "weirdos, weaklings, and irreverent bystanders". Being different from the other kids has always been a struggle for all of them since grade school, but they try to keep that out of mind. But with their dark history following them at every corner, making new friends can't be on their list. Matter of fact, it isn't an option. Especially when their attitudes are what drive people away rather than in. Not like they're complaining though. When these eight students get paired up for an end of the year assignment, they encounter a lot of drama that will test their relationships to the max. What will happen to them? Can they grow comfortable with each other? Can these troubled teens even be friends in the first place? Come along on the journey as these eight try to survive their last year of high school. ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️: This contains strong language, mentions of rape, bullying, etc.

The Elemental Heroes by -Ashley-01-

Highest Ranking- 290 in Action, 547 in Superpowers, 185 in Super These best friends are inseparable, they always work together on their class projects, and they're very outgoing. Their sophomore year is just about to start and they decided to go shopping for new clothes for school and end up going into a magical store that they think is a 100% normal store. In this particular store, they each find a beautiful necklace that they think represents their personality. But what they don't know is that they actually just picked up an incredible, hard responsibility to handle. There are five different elements, death, fire, water, air, and life. Who will be there to help them on their journey? Or will they just have to tackle this on their own? Will they be able to rise to the responsibility? Or will they just crash and burn?

The Nerd Who Rules The School by Crazy_Fangirl2524

"Who do you think you are? You are just some nerd." He sneered at me, looking down at me like he already owned this place. I chuckled at his ignorance, "Honey, I'm the nerd who rules the school." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know those cliché stories where it is either 'player and nerd', 'bad boy and nerd', 'bad girl and nerd', 'bad girl and bad boy' etc. What do all those have in common? Well, there's always a nerd that's weak and bullied. That's either the damsel in distress or she suddenly turns badass. But sorry to say, my story is completely different. People fear me, no one dares to bully me, even the cheerleaders and our school's star quarterback bow down to me. Oh you think I'm the 'bad girl'? Sorry, but I'm the nerd who rules the school. Cover credits to the incredible and awesome @hardcore_fangurl

The Broken Boy (UPDATE) by DoomMage

Black Widow is another BxB I am working on Teacher and student relationship homosexual relationship ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "BEEP BEEP BEEP" My alarm clock went off and I sighed, before realizing I had set it to late. I grunted slightly and swiftly grabbed my glasses, pushing my homework off of my chest and shoving my legs into a pair of skinny jeans. I grabbed my shirt and pulled it on, making sure the sleeves covered my hands so I'd have something to hold. I brushed my teeth while putting my things into my back pack and kissed my mother in a a family photo before darting out the front door, and spitting both my toothbrush and the left over bubbles in my mouth onto the grass, I'd have to pick it up later. I ran out to the mail box and waved good by to my horse Smokey's small grave stone, reaching the bus just in time. My day went by as usual. I barely got through most of my classes staying dead silent through out. People would try to interact with me but all I could do was grunt at them. If only I could actually say "Speech Impediment" maybe they would stop talking about me. Some how the usual group of jerks found out I was gay and told everyone. This life sucks. I got into fifth period and Mr. Schmidt looked at me. I froze, Oh hell no. I started to shake as he told me to read. I know he had a speech impediment too, but it was embarrassing to turn down such a request. "Read the next two pages" such an easy sounding task is it not?..... He stepped to me and I froze. Did I mention that my language arts teach was the most beautiful man on earth and his pink collard shirt was clingy?! I guess not. I wound up turning beet red and squeaking a bit before he tapped my desk and looked at me.

Eyes In The Dark by KirstieRawr15

When I -Scarlett Hunter- move to America at age 17, I assume my life will be boring, dull and plain. Boy was I wrong... Over the course of a month my life gets more exciting than it's ever been. I gain friends, enemies and even... A Wolf. Oh and a mate but he's not important *Waves off* Hey! Harsh *Donovan appears out of nowhere* I'm kidding, I love you really hun! *Pinches his cheeks* *Glares* Yeah yeah whatever... Anyway! I even got kidnapped at one point which was quite fun actually! Not for me! *Donovan yells* Shut up! *Glares* So, read my story to join me on my adventure! TWIST ENDING!! Dun Dun Duuuun! (WARNING: This story is in major need of editing and I will do it when I finish my exams. I PROMISE!)

The unexpected position. [ Completed ] by Wunzheng

"Oh this? This book is so interesting." Suddenly Nom grabbed the book and read the title loudly. 'How to recognize your own potential?' They both looked at me like I murdered someone. "What is this? Are you crazy or something? Where did you even find this?" Pete asked. "I'm trying to figure out why they selected me to the super 7 project" I answered. "And why did you think you'd get an answer by reading fantasy books?" Nom questioned. "I don't know okay? I have to start somewhere. Also our library is full of these kind of books." "What you guys actually do in this class anyway? Do they teach you how to pass exams easily or something?" Pete asked "Also, whenever we ask anything about this class, you just make up some excuses and disappear" Nom joined him. "I don't know what we're doing there either. Everything about the project is weird" A/N :- This is my first time writing a book. So there can be lots of mistakes. This story is about 7 weird classmates and how their destiny unexpectedly changed to another way. So will they be able to go through this new position they got?? And also I wrote this story including Time Traveling... so I guess it'll be bit curious to you.. I'm so sorry about my Grammar mistakes.. :;(∩'﹏'∩);:(╥╯﹏╰╥)ง so hope you guys will enjoy it...please vote comment and share it....♡(∩o∩)♡♥

different (Trilogy: BOOK 1) ✔ by dakotah1212

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Without A Trace (Open Novella Contest) [Completed] by lemoncandyfloss

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GIRL FAILURE!

"Life sucks! I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend...! People are annoying as hell, working at a job sucks balls...! But yet... I wanna be famous, y'know?!" HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU! EVER WANTED TO BE POPULAR?! YEAH, ME TOO! The name is Brimstone Bellacola! I'm just your average 19 year old... I go to college, for Art- I'm getting off track. I'm not really popular, nor are my friends... (Hi, Hi, Sphinx and Anna!) But that changes in this awesome story! My goal? Climb the ranks against the '8 Evil Popular Table Students', and become the number 1 Popular Student! But, however, the main problem is... I go to a school with people who have literal superpowers! Talk about unfair! I'm sure I have a power... And it's probably super awesome sauce!!! Of course, it will be a piece of cake. Taking down The Popular Kids, I mean. Like... I'm so cute and hot and awesome and strong, after all! What happens when you mix and twist the Superhero Genre with a 2000's era comedy setting and a Loser girl? Well! Enter the world of a silly emo girl just trying to get popular! Fall into despair, euphoria, epic music battles and more in this quirked up action series set around an alt-world 2009! ⚠️this story contains mature language, action, abuse, child abuse and mature situations/innuendos. Not suitable for people under 15⚠️ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა