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𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨. 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤... 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 (𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝) 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡i𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 "𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙜 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙩" But it was just a facade the deal is not about the contract marriage anymore as the past overshadows their relationship the past scars reopen bringing doom, what will happen
"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **
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