50 Pickup lines NOT to be used on girls!

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Parts 39
Time <5 mins

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whatever you do, DO NOT USE THESE PICKUP LINES! Some of these don't belong to me. So please don't use these on anyone. 

Okay, I'll be real, some of them are good. But Incase you don't want a jacked up face, I wouldn't use themAll Rights Reserved

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