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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS ON WATTPAD - RANT!

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Reads 10,020
Votes 633
Parts 15
Time 1h 45m

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For all those times where you've wanted to punch wattpad stories in the face. A comedic look at all the shit wattpad writers write about; including fanfics, kidnaps and the occasional sparkly vampire.

Rated R for swearing and shit, not for sex scenes :P

EXTRACT: "I swear if a guy joins wattpad and writes "I'm a guy" on his bio, within seconds there will be a flock of thirsty bitches running to his profile page and commenting their addresses and the diameter of their vagina so that he can make an informed decision on who to fuck." (just a colourful snippet)


P.S: I'm in no way speaking negatively about the website 'wattpad' itself. The website is great and there are incredible stories and people on here. I'm speaking about the typical stories on here that annoy many people. If you don't think people are annoyed about these things, type in 'rant' into wattpad and see what comes up. I'm sure I'm not alone. Again, this has nothing to do with the quality of wattpad whatsoever - it is based purely on the stories and authors. It's nothing personal either. Unless you write a creepy story about a 13 year old girl sleeping with a 90 year older man; that just so happens to be a player and saves you from your rapist - who you may or may not fall in love with.

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Kidnapped By Vampires?? (Louis Tomlinson Love Story) by NicolexxNiall

A hand covered my mouth. It started pulling me into a room. I tried kicking and screaming but they wouldn't budge. Once we were in the room I noticed four other boys. But not just any boys, the boys of One Direction. Next thing I know I'm pinned up against a wall by the one and only Louis Tomlinson. I tried to push him away but he wouldn't budge. Instead he just chuckled and said "Don't even try love." *This is the first book of the kidnapped by vampires series. Seeing as I wrote this when I was in seventh grade I would like to point out this story does have a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes. So please don't try and point them out because I am well aware of them. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy the story!*

Midnight Memories {Harry Styles} {COMPLETED} by harrystylesmofos

i cba to write a description so just read it and you'll find out this was the first thing i ever wrote so pls bear with the shiteness of it PLEASE NOTE This story contains serious issues such as self-harm and rape. I know full well that they are not to be taken lightly, so please don't comment telling me so. Equally, please treat them with the respect they deserve. I have tried to make this story as realistic as possible, but please forgive me if have any facts wrong, and feel free to correct me. The same goes with my spelling - I'm a lazy shit and haven't bothered to proof-read before publishing. Thank you, and enjoy :)

Styles INC [edited] by tHeOfFiCiAlWhOrE

"Bu-but you are my boss."I stutter out. "I know and you are my assistant. But I don't give a fuck anymore. You drive me insane because all I can think about is you constantly." He says looking down at me. I blush and bite my lip looking up. "Fuck don't do that Rose." He rasps out. Rose is just a girl looking for a job after moving across the world, hoping for a better life. What happens when she becomes the assistant to ceo styles, the young asshat, but mastermind, of the business world. *warning mature content *also I'm basing the main characters looks off of Harry not his personality. He is not like this so don't think he is a bad person because of his actions in this book *this book is not edited *also this is my first book. don't hate. *also go check out my other book, Arduous!

With Your Love by heyitshusna

******READ A BIT OF MY LATEST CHAPTER TO SEE HOW MUCH MY WRITING HAS IMPROVED LIKE HONEST ITS SO CRINGEY I CANT****** Falling in love with your best friend seemed too cliche for my liking, so me and my best friend always knew we weren't going to do just that. However, life is so unexpected and before I knew it, I had a brain tumor, was stripped of my old life and given a new one. A life without my best friend, Niall Horan. I left the X Factor, where I had made it up to bootcamp, but it didn't matter. My dreams were crushed, there was no hope. I never did tell Niall, about my brain tumor and just cut contact with him. He didn't need to worry about me. What I didn't realize is that Faith also comes into play and well Faith does whatever the hell it wants. So next thing I know, here I am, reunited with my best friend. My brain tumor is gone, and I have my best friend back. It's times like these where I realize it's just a little too good to be true. And it is. Slowly, without even meaning to, I start falling for the boy who was none other then my best friend. Everyone knows falling in love with someone you simply cannot have is a nightmare, and I feel as though this nightmare will just never end.

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First Love // H.S. by heyimdutch

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