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Abgeschlossene Geschichte, Zuerst veröffentlicht Aug. 17, 2013
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For all those times where you've wanted to punch wattpad stories in the face. A comedic look at all the shit wattpad writers write about; including fanfics, kidnaps and the occasional sparkly vampire.

Rated R for swearing and shit, not for sex scenes :P

EXTRACT: "I swear if a guy joins wattpad and writes "I'm a guy" on his bio, within seconds there will be a flock of thirsty bitches running to his profile page and commenting their addresses and the diameter of their vagina so that he can make an informed decision on who to fuck." (just a colourful snippet)


P.S: I'm in no way speaking negatively about the website 'wattpad' itself. The website is great and there are incredible stories and people on here. I'm speaking about the typical stories on here that annoy many people. If you don't think people are annoyed about these things, type in 'rant' into wattpad and see what comes up. I'm sure I'm not alone. Again, this has nothing to do with the quality of wattpad whatsoever - it is based purely on the stories and authors. It's nothing personal either. Unless you write a creepy story about a 13 year old girl sleeping with a 90 year older man; that just so happens to be a player and saves you from your rapist - who you may or may not fall in love with.

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