Vampires Are Not Sparkly
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MaduroConcluída dom, ago 21, 201632m
A parody short story/compilation of clichés in teen fiction books or funny moments twisted. Satire is prominent in this book so don't get all salty or bitter. Its not meant to be taken seriously.
This short story contains parodies of Twilight,The Fault In Our Stars,Hunger Games Etc.
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