Lost as a snowflake in the ocean

A blood thirsty scream, a suicidal blood splatter, a choking stench, a gruesome taste, a trembling corpse abadababdabada I'm gonna stop myself right here because I don't even know what I'm writing.
PS this is a nice scary story
It's gonna make you fall asleep in the middle of a dark, frosty, dirty, desolated, diabolical (and other adjectives found on Internet) forest, trying to get away from ugly sparkling vampires who can't climb trees so you're obviously in a tree, surrounded by the twisted, finger-like branches, holding your phone and reading this awesome story.
Trust me, you'll not get scared...
unless you're reading carefully. So good job with that! Give it a try, it can not be more pathetic than the title, right?
Just kidding, it's so fetch!