Loving Miss Sarcastic
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Last published Thu, Jul 26, 2018
"Hey, Hazel, you're new here?", he said. "No, I just came to buy my wedding dress in a school", I said sarcastically.
Meet Joan Sanders. She is just an average freshman student in Everton high school. She is 16 years old.
But, her signature is 'hey, i'm short and I love sarcasm, as much as I love food '. But is loved by her parents, most especially, her best friend, Melissa.
Conor Creed, the schools bad boy. Every girl totally wants to be his.
What happens when 'Mr bad boy' and 'Miss sarcastic' fall in love with each other?
Okay, I know I suck at discription, but please just glance through my book, and you won't regret I promise.
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