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Confessions of an Opussian

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Parts 122
Time 1h 33m

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A tempting collection of my favourite Opuss poetry, rhymes, verses and Mallion musings & mayhem - once under the name of misslittleDHP....including 'Lucy Loose Hips', 'Sally Vating and Hallie Toesis' & the hilarious adventures of 'Princess Titanium and her Steely Tits'

My work is an eclectic mix of funny, emotional, sexy, and at times, pure nonsensical rhyme and verse....enjoy!!!

**Can have adult themes**


CONFESSIONS OF AN OPUSSIAN 
Published by K B Mallion
Copyright © 2019 K B Mallion
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