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"Hi",
How it all started....
A 12 year old tomboy from the little red dot that you can find on the earth, Singapore, together with a 13 year old tomboy from a place where you can find sand in your butt and cat poop everywhere, Egypt, became the best of friends, ever since they met. Joking, we hate each other.
The adventure of laughter, sarcasm, and life. Not everyone online is a 69 year old man who stalk girls while eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew.... Totally not sponsered ;)
[This book is meant for Ethar Ihab, as a birthday present from me, but if you want to, you may read this book, although theres many jokes which you would cringe.You have been warned :3]
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