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Call Me Tom

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Reads 227
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Time <5 mins

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comedy fanfic fanfiction harry harrypotter jkrowling joke potter romance voldemort

----Voldemort and Harry----

NOTE: THIS BOOK IS A JOKE! A PARODY OF THE TYPICAL ROMANCE FAN FIC, THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND IS A COMEDY. 

This book is three chapters and is finished :)

Imagine if Voldemort and Harry become roommates, will they hate each other or will romance erupt?!!!!!¡! Will they become.... HOLDEMORT

READ AND FIND OUT!!!!!!

Cover was drawn by my friend :)All Rights Reserved

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The Girl Who Hid | George Weasley by lizzature

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