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The Orientation

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Reads 171
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Parts 4
Time 28m

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According to Legend, most God's demanded sacrifice and worship. This god is just looking for his next paycheck. The Mayan God, Ah-Puch, God of death, grew bored and tired of his dusty place among the gods, feeling betrayed and useless with no more sacrifices in his name. To curb his boredom, he decides to go to earth, why he chose a teaching career was beyond the other Gods comprehension. However, Ah-Puch hasn't outgrown the habit of his flatulent tendencies or his taste for human sacrifice. Although he's managed to hide his true self from his students, one God is sent down to put an end to Ah-Puch's fun and games. But really...who's the real villain here? Is there a point to all of this? Or is this just one of Ah-Puch's many games?All Rights Reserved

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Anathema

The Dæmaii, Hellish gods of destruction and mayhem. The Celestials, gods in outer space who counter the Dæmaii and create balance within the universe. Tiago, an assassin cooked in a cauldron by the Dæmaii themselves. Tiago is sent to earth on a mission to kill the Celestial Kain and shift the balance of the Universe. Quickly, he abandons it for a chance at a peaceful life with his friends- including the three daughters of Kain, Mori, Muna, and Mako. Tiago's romantic life with Mori is upended when the Dæma Črojiia comes to collect. What he wants is Tiago, and not for the reasons anyone thought. When Tiago and his friends are dragged back to Hell and separated, they must fight whatever Hell will throw at them, even themselves, and discover what they are meant to be in this crazy world. The question is, will any of them like what they find?