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The Orientation

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Capítulos 4
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Leituras 173
Votos 29
Capítulos 4
Tempo 28m

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According to Legend, most God's demanded sacrifice and worship. This god is just looking for his next paycheck. The Mayan God, Ah-Puch, God of death, grew bored and tired of his dusty place among the gods, feeling betrayed and useless with no more sacrifices in his name. To curb his boredom, he decides to go to earth, why he chose a teaching career was beyond the other Gods comprehension. However, Ah-Puch hasn't outgrown the habit of his flatulent tendencies or his taste for human sacrifice. Although he's managed to hide his true self from his students, one God is sent down to put an end to Ah-Puch's fun and games. But really...who's the real villain here? Is there a point to all of this? Or is this just one of Ah-Puch's many games?Todos os Direitos Reservados

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Broken Radio | Alastor x Reader

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