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Emo Trinity Funny and Shit [Book One]
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**WARNING**
This book is filled with memes, trash (yes im part of the book), crack and other shitty illegal stuff.
*HIGHEST RANK BY FAR IN RANDOM : #634*
*2019: #129 IN EMOS YALL*
**DISCLAIMER**
I dont own the bandoms mentioned in this book. (shush i know we want to own them we just cant. life is so cruel)
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