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Ongoing, First published Jul 05, 2016
Mature
She was fire; he was ice. He was bad and she was good. He was rude cocky and arrogant. She was sarcastic, depressed and lonely. Opposites attract. But so do lies, murder, bets, and promises. For we are all crooked souls trying to stay up straight. Trying to survive. Trying to hold on to something or someone. They had each other. They were opposites, but they had the perfect attraction. The perfect opposite attraction. Copyright 2017All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- PrologueThu, Jul 14, 2016
- CastSat, Mar 4, 2017
- • Introduction •Fri, Apr 7, 2017
- 1. The Manwhore Next-doorSun, Jul 17, 2016
- 2. Baby Fetal PositionsTue, Jul 26, 2016
- 3. Mr. Spitball MachineSat, Aug 13, 2016
- 4. Hand-Feeding Polar BearsSun, Sep 11, 2016
- 5. I'm a Freaking UnicornSun, Oct 30, 2016
- 6. Tutoring Sessions Over the AlphabetSun, Dec 25, 2016
- 7. Queen, Kings, & Slaughtered DonkeysSun, Mar 5, 2017
- 8. Bad Boy Wears Hello Kitty SlippersWed, Mar 15, 2017
- 9. Miley Cyrus and Elmo Had a BabyFri, Mar 31, 2017
- 10. Congee and Chinese ApparelTue, May 2, 2017
- 11. Balder Than a Bald EagleMon, May 15, 2017
- 12. Kicking Where Dolphins Don't SwimSat, May 20, 2017
- 13. Deformed Mangoes & Bowling CompetitionsFri, May 26, 2017
- 14. As Serious as Lady Gaga in a Meat DressThu, Jun 1, 2017
- 15. Just Keep Swimming, Swimming, SwimmingMon, Jun 5, 2017
- 16. Planning Bets & Death ThreatsTue, Jun 13, 2017
- 17. Freaking Hulk ManFri, Jun 16, 2017
- 18. McDonalds & Ryderamoeba InfectionFri, Jun 23, 2017
- 19. Dang, Stupid, Idiotic, Raisin-Looking Flies.Fri, Jun 30, 2017
- 20. Eyeballs, Eyeballs, Many EyeballsSun, Jul 30, 2017
- 21. Hobos Fighting For TamponsThu, Aug 3, 2017
- 22. The Fridge Speaks WisdomTue, Aug 8, 2017
- 23. The Flu and Confronting FeelingsWed, Aug 30, 2017
- 24. Dancing in the Rain Kisses & PizzaTue, Sep 5, 2017
- 25. I'm On My T.O.MThu, Sep 21, 2017
- The Fall Awards 2017Thu, Sep 21, 2017
- 26. Her Thighs Look Like Giant CantaloupesSat, Oct 7, 2017
- 27. Six Cups of Pudding & Helpless Little Paper ClipsMon, Oct 16, 2017
- 28. You're a Wizard, KimberlyMon, Oct 23, 2017
- 29. He Was Donald Trump & I Was Donald Trump's HairWed, Nov 1, 2017
- 30. Life Likes to Trample People With BulldozersThu, Nov 9, 2017
- 31. Sexy Bathroom DoorsThu, Nov 16, 2017
- 32. A Joyful Penguin and a Grumpy RockWed, Nov 29, 2017
- 33. Nuts Thrown at Nervous SquirrelsFri, Dec 22, 2017
- 34. The Toilet's Flushing Powers Were my Saving GraceThu, Jan 4, 2018
- 35. One Big Hoe FamilySun, Jan 14, 2018
- 36. My Zipper is Closed to the PublicSun, Jan 21, 2018
- 37. Feeding Limbs to Lions with Chocolate & MarshmellowsThu, Feb 1, 2018
- 38. Channel it Through Your Inner BellybuttonFri, Mar 2, 2018
- 39. The Dog was as Dead as My Social LifeMon, Mar 12, 2018
- 40. Call me the Incredible HulkThu, Mar 29, 2018
- 41. Magician Tricks With Pennies & Butt CracksMon, Apr 9, 2018
- 42. Stargazing with Pop TartsWed, May 23, 2018
- 43. Tickling Gorillas & Horny Male Spaded DogsTue, May 29, 2018
- 44. I Would Follow the Trail of Half Eaten TacosSun, Jun 10, 2018
- 45. Jacob is a Human Post OfficeTue, Jun 26, 2018
- 46. Sleeping Beauty Finally Woke UpMon, Jul 23, 2018
- 47. Death Comes in Five Simple LettersMon, Aug 27, 2018
- 48. Exchanging Kisses and NudesTue, Oct 9, 2018
- 49. Spongebob Is Harmful to the EnvironmentWed, Oct 24, 2018
- 50. Life Size Raggedy Ann DollFri, Nov 30, 2018
- 51. Jake From State Farm Still Wears KhakisWed, Jan 23, 2019
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