100 Ways to Kill Someone With A Spoon
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Last published Sat, Jun 20, 2020
I just have some pent up frustrations so I will provide you with the knowledge of 100 ways to kill people with a spoon. Suggestions always welcome
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READ TRIGGER WARNINGS! In a world where power is the ultimate weapon and betrayal is currency, the line between hero and villain doesn't just blur... it shatters. She's the woman you're warned about. She's selfish and deadly, you don't see her until you feel the knife in your back. He's the man everyone fears. He's cold-blooded and dark, the embodiment of vengeance in an expensive suit. They should have destroyed each other. But instead, they made a deal. She's playing a game with no rules. He's rewriting them as he goes. Together, they're a storm no one can outrun. Loyalties are broken, alliances burned, and blood spills in their wake. But when the smoke clears, only one thing remains certain, trusting the devil doesn't make you safe... It makes you just like him. She's the sinner. He's the executioner. And in their obsession, no one gets out alive. Some stories don't have heroes. Some don't need them. This is theirs. Outlaw - where survival isn't enough, and obsession is the only law. Highest Ranks: #1 - badgirl #1 - secretsociety #1 - enemieswithbenefits #1 - antihero #1 - hacking #2 - slowburn #2 - enemies [All rights reserved, Copyright @devilseyez 2024]
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐍𝐨 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐰 ✓
»»----> 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 <----«« 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧. 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞: 𝐍/𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐚 ≎ 𝐑𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞. ••• "𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐚," 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞. "𝐇𝐦?" "𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮?" 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠. "𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐞𝐬," "𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞," "𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭?" 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐝. "𝐃𝐨 𝐢𝐭," 𝐈 𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐲.Complete
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" aww, how kind. Is this your way of getting another proof that I am a criminal so that you can put me in prison. Because, if that is the goal, you guys fucking suck at it " I snapped. In one swift moment, Alex grabbed me by my arm and gripped it" you will do as I say or else.. " "What? Or else what? Throw me in prison? Shatter my life. Let's get one thing straight here, I am lethal just as much as you guys are, I will fucking ruin your life for all the crimes that you have done. If I am going down, then each and every one of you are going down. You think I don't know anything about you all? You think your walls are made of stone that no one can enter? Well, news flash, Alex I know how you are a shallow person behind this rude persona of yours. I know the exact reason why Rowling broke up with you. Want me to reveal each and every one of your secrets and make your life miserable than it already is?... " Alex slowly removed his hand".. That's what I thought. Now shut up and fuck off" I said and took my hot chocolate and walked away.Complete
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐖𝐢𝐟𝐞|18+
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READ TRIGGER WARNINGS! In a world where power is the ultimate weapon and betrayal is currency, the line between hero and villain doesn't just blur... it shatters. She's the woman you're warned about. She's selfish and deadly, you don't see her until you feel the knife in your back. He's the man everyone fears. He's cold-blooded and dark, the embodiment of vengeance in an expensive suit. They should have destroyed each other. But instead, they made a deal. She's playing a game with no rules. He's rewriting them as he goes. Together, they're a storm no one can outrun. Loyalties are broken, alliances burned, and blood spills in their wake. But when the smoke clears, only one thing remains certain, trusting the devil doesn't make you safe... It makes you just like him. She's the sinner. He's the executioner. And in their obsession, no one gets out alive. Some stories don't have heroes. Some don't need them. This is theirs. Outlaw - where survival isn't enough, and obsession is the only law. Highest Ranks: #1 - badgirl #1 - secretsociety #1 - enemieswithbenefits #1 - antihero #1 - hacking #2 - slowburn #2 - enemies [All rights reserved, Copyright @devilseyez 2024]
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