The Tale Of An Socially Awkward Teenager

Hi, my name's Jessica Mendez and i'm the definition of socially awkward. Or as half of the girls in this school would say, 'she's like so totally like awks'. This is my last year of high school, and all I want is to go unnoticed like I have been doing so far. That and to complete all the items in my list before I graduate high school. Shall we go over that list? We shall.

Item #1: Ride a motorcycle

Item #2: Get a tattoo

Item #3: Sneak out of the house

Item #4: Get wasted

Item #5: Steal something

Item #6: Break into a house

Item #7: Go on a date

Item #8: Buy weed

Item #9: Smoke weed

Item #10: Loose virginity

I know what you might be thinking, i'm an ammature most people have done all these things but hey i'm not very social. Or anything along those lines. For fuck sake's I have one friend, and he's gay! Sigh. Welcome to my life.