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Pickup Line Comebacks

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𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗏𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 oleh alohafilms

'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗉𝗅𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖠𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗅, 𝖪𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗌'𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗑𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝖬𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗆𝖺 ... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝚘𝚌 𝒙 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍

Random Fantom oleh sugarsoph1

Random things i write and think of when im bored and funny ideas...

[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓ oleh LockAnKey

"How have you not fallen in love with me?" "Easy, you're a douchebag." Dialogue Story [1 in Short Story 23/7/2015]

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑, drew starkey (ON HOLD) oleh justjointheparty

"𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫" 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗼𝗰

𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one oleh louisvicious

started.2017 psa: i was 12-13 when i wrote this so it's embarrassing ☹

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀɴᴅ|ᴊ.ꜰ oleh Hellboyyy_

ᴢᴀʀᴀ ᴍᴀʜɪɴᴀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪꜱʜᴇʀ'ꜱ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ'ꜱ ᴀʀᴍꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴜꜱɪɴ'ꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʙᴇʟʟʏ ᴄᴏɴᴋʟɪɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴇʀ, ᴛᴀʟʟᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴏʏꜱ ɴᴏᴡ. ᴢᴀʀᴀ'ꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴄʀᴜꜱʜ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇʟʟʏ'ꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴊᴇʀᴇᴍɪᴀʜ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴏᴜʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴꜱ ᴏɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀꜱ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ᴇɴᴅꜱ ɪɴ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙʀᴇᴀᴋ. -- *ʟᴏᴏꜱᴇʟʏ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ 'ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ɪ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ' ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ (ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏᴠᴇʟꜱ). ᴊᴇʀᴇᴍɪᴀʜ ꜰɪꜱʜᴇʀ x ʜᴀᴡᴀɪɪᴀɴ ꜰᴇᴍ!ᴏᴄ ᴏᴄ x ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ɪ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ. -- *ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜱ ʀᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴇɴɴʏ ʜᴀɴɴ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ "ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ɪ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ' ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ɪ.ᴇ ᴢᴀʀᴀ ᴍᴀʜɪɴᴀ, ᴀɪʟᴀɴɪ ᴍᴀʜɪɴᴀ, ᴢᴀʀᴀ'ꜱ ᴅᴀᴅ (ᴜɴɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ), ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴛᴇᴏ ʀᴏᴅʀÍɢᴜᴇᴢ. *ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴏᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛꜱɪᴛᴘ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ

𝑬𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 | ɪꜱᴀᴀᴄ ʟᴀʜᴇʏ oleh witchyluna14

𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑻𝒘𝒐 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒉 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆 [ 𝘰𝘤 𝘹 𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘤 𝘭𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘺 ] { 𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅! 𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒, 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄, 𝐄𝐓𝐂. }

𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖳𝗈 𝖸𝗈𝗎|| 𝖶𝖠𝖫𝖪𝖤𝖱 𝖲𝖢𝖮𝖡𝖤𝖫𝖫 oleh terajiscob3ll

𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙤... (mature because of mild profanity!! and MAYBE a kiss here and there) idk 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝘽𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙩. 𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮-𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧. 𝙮𝙚𝙩.... 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝙏𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝐭𝐡

I'll write us a new destiny - Drake / tmf oleh Vik_3Z

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 3𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚞𝚙, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝. 𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 '𝙹𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜 ' 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚜, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚍. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚎 abl𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚡 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙? ♡ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙶𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 " 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚜 ". 𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗-𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 : 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚎 ( 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚡 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 )

The best disaster ever 😊//D.S oleh wdw__talk

Read to find out😊✌🏻

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Random Fantom cover

[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓ cover

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑, drew starkey (ON HOLD) cover

𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one cover

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𝑬𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 | ɪꜱᴀᴀᴄ ʟᴀʜᴇʏ cover

𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖳𝗈 𝖸𝗈𝗎|| 𝖶𝖠𝖫𝖪𝖤𝖱 𝖲𝖢𝖮𝖡𝖤𝖫𝖫 cover

I'll write us a new destiny - Drake / tmf cover

The best disaster ever 😊//D.S cover

𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗏𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌

'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗉𝗅𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖠𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗅, 𝖪𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗌'𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗑𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝖬𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗆𝖺 ... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝚘𝚌 𝒙 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍