Pickup Line Comebacks - Alex - Wattpad

Story cover for Pickup Line Comebacks by AlexRoman234

Pickup Line Comebacks

Reads 35,355
Votes 1,896
Parts 31
Time 6m

Reads 35,355
Votes 1,896
Parts 31
Time 6m

aaron comebacks humor pickuplinecomebacks pickuplines pm read request sendin

Is there a really annoying guy you're trying to get rid of? Well taa daa you've got your very own guide to snarky retorts to get them off your back!All Rights Reserved

aaron comebacks humor pickuplinecomebacks pickuplines pm read request sendin

Table of contents

31 parts

Sign up to add Pickup Line Comebacks to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one by louisvicious

started.2017 psa: i was 12-13 when i wrote this so it's embarrassing ☹

𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀 by poohgotcha

"𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗜'𝗺 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮" 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐲? 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝟐 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫? 𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬. VERY VERY MATURE AND SEXUAL

𝑬𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 | ɪꜱᴀᴀᴄ ʟᴀʜᴇʏ by witchyluna14

𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑻𝒘𝒐 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒉 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆 [ 𝘰𝘤 𝘹 𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘤 𝘭𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘺 ] { 𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅! 𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒, 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄, 𝐄𝐓𝐂. }

imagines. ZDH by clieppe

i wrote this when i was still really bad at writing, so like don't read it✋🌝 🧷🧸📽 Started; 8/1/19 Finished; 2/7/20

selfie || calum hood by thatsoraegan

caution: just letting you know, I wrote this years ago, so some things may not add up. I won't change them because most of you understand what I'm trying to say. please ignore any spelling/grammatical errors. enjoy reading! 'listen here red, we're gonna send each other a selfie a day, with a caption.' 'i don't know you.' 'yeah, i don't know you either, but that's how we'll get to know each other.' 'why me?' 'you seem interesting.' 'promise you're not weird?' 'promise. i'm the guy with the black hair and squishy face.' 'alright, i'll do it.' 'great. selfies start tomorrow. rules are: we can't know each others names or where each other live. can't wait to get started. (;'

Trust Me // Zach Herron by labootyshorts

<completed> Well..... READ IT LIMELIGHTS!!! <contains cursing> Update: I was really young when I wrote this so the grammar is gonna be bad, Im working on it don't come at me!! Im sorryyy. ← Rankings → #504 whydontwe #158 whydontwe #81 whydontwe #167 zachherron #62 zachherron #1 zachherron {I'm crying!}

𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗏𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 by alohafilms

'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗉𝗅𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖠𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗅, 𝖪𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗌'𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗑𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝖬𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗆𝖺 ... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝚘𝚌 𝒙 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍

The best disaster ever 😊//D.S by wdw__talk

Read to find out😊✌🏻

𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖳𝗈 𝖸𝗈𝗎|| 𝖶𝖠𝖫𝖪𝖤𝖱 𝖲𝖢𝖮𝖡𝖤𝖫𝖫 by terajiscob3ll

𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙤... (mature because of mild profanity!! and MAYBE a kiss here and there) idk 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝘽𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙩. 𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮-𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧. 𝙮𝙚𝙩.... 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝙏𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝐭𝐡

How To Be Charming ✓ by stardustingstudio

❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞ The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lines and a girl who honestly couldn't care less, told through a series of text messages, calls, dialogues, and third person accounts. WARNING: This book contains: - Cringe worthy non-edited scenes - About a gazillion plotholes - A disappointing ending Read at your own risk. Proceed with caution. © 2017 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved [Book 1 in the "How To" series]

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one cover

𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀 cover

𝑬𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 | ɪꜱᴀᴀᴄ ʟᴀʜᴇʏ cover

imagines. ZDH cover

selfie || calum hood cover

Trust Me // Zach Herron cover

𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗏𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 cover

The best disaster ever 😊//D.S cover

𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖳𝗈 𝖸𝗈𝗎|| 𝖶𝖠𝖫𝖪𝖤𝖱 𝖲𝖢𝖮𝖡𝖤𝖫𝖫 cover

How To Be Charming ✓ cover

𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one

started.2017 psa: i was 12-13 when i wrote this so it's embarrassing ☹