Pickup Line Comebacks

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Is there a really annoying guy you're trying to get rid of? Well taa daa you've got your very own guide to snarky retorts to get them off your back!All Rights Reserved

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𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗏𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 by alohafilms

'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗉𝗅𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖠𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗅, 𝖪𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗌'𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗑𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝖬𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗆𝖺 ... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝚘𝚌 𝒙 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍

𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one by louisvicious

started.2017 psa: i was 12-13 when i wrote this so it's embarrassing ☹

i wrote this when i was still really bad at writing, so like don't read it✋🌝 🧷🧸📽 Started; 8/1/19 Finished; 2/7/20

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐌𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞. {𝐒𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐔𝐩𝐬 } ~𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝~

𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘈𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘰. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘬.

caution: just letting you know, I wrote this years ago, so some things may not add up. I won't change them because most of you understand what I'm trying to say. please ignore any spelling/grammatical errors. enjoy reading! 'listen here red, we're gonna send each other a selfie a day, with a caption.' 'i don't know you.' 'yeah, i don't know you either, but that's how we'll get to know each other.' 'why me?' 'you seem interesting.' 'promise you're not weird?' 'promise. i'm the guy with the black hair and squishy face.' 'alright, i'll do it.' 'great. selfies start tomorrow. rules are: we can't know each others names or where each other live. can't wait to get started. (;'

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❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞ The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lines and a girl who honestly couldn't care less, told through a series of text messages, calls, dialogues, and third person accounts. WARNING: This book contains: - Cringe worthy non-edited scenes - About a gazillion plotholes - A disappointing ending Read at your own risk. Proceed with caution. © 2017 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved [Book 1 in the "How To" series]

The best disaster ever 😊//D.S by wdw__talk

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𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 3𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚞𝚙, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝. 𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 '𝙹𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜 ' 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚜, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚍. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚎 abl𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚡 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙? ♡ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙶𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 " 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚜 ". 𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗-𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 : 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚎 ( 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚡 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 )

Random things i write and think of when im bored and funny ideas...

𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗏𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌

'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗉𝗅𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖠𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗅, 𝖪𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗌'𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗑𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝖬𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗆𝖺 ... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧... 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝚘𝚌 𝒙 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍

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