Blame it on the star sign

One fine morning God decided to tell his twelve children something about life in general and a special trip he had planned for them. He thought that he could help each one of them on their way with a little philosophy. So they presented themselves to listen to what he had to say.

"My thinking has led me to the decision to send each of you away for some time. So now take turns to come before me, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces".

God then instructed them individually concerning material life, their special gifts, and then He sent them into the world to use those various gifts to help mankind.