Totally A Zebra

There's a saying in medicine if you hear hooves look for horses not zebras in other words look for the simplest, most common explanation first. Only when that's ruled out should you look for the rarer, more complicated explanation. Well the doctors got the first part right only they never really ruled out anything they just went with the easiest explanation and told me I had less then a year to live. Well they were at least right about one thing my human life did end that year.