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Just Random Jokes Now (Funny)

Reads 434
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Parts 20
Time <5 mins

Reads 434
Votes 37
Parts 20
Time <5 mins

Its all in the title
WARNING TOOOOOO FUNNY
*not really tho* 
(I HOPE YOU ENJOYYYYY) 
Most of the jokes either come from me ,the internet, or my dad soooo basically the lame ones are my dad
DONT TELL HIM I SAID THATAll Rights Reserved

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