Oops...

Oops...

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Last published Mon, Aug 19, 2013

Edward Cullen smokes a joint and does something he'll soon regret. I wrote this in ten minutes, it's not serious. Just for laughs. I don't even like twilight.

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"You're not like them." He started, "You could never be like them." He stopped for a second. "Maybe...maybe you're just trying to lure me in." He laughed lightly, "To...make sure I get addicted to you...to then kill me. That's what a vampire would do. I don't believe that to be true. But...if it were..." He turned to looks right at her, their faces inches apart, "then, damn it, Elizabeth...it's working."

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