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Seize The Cliché

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Most cliché story EVER
Parody and spoof  of all badboy books
(read at your own risk)
I really hate clichés, no offense meant to be taken, just a little jokeAll Rights Reserved

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He Stole My What? by weirdowh0r345

Waking up in the middle of the night to a guy stealing my underwear was not really my idea of fun. *DISCLAIMER* i was very young when i wrote this, so it sucks majorly and is very VERY cliche and uses very cliche ideas that have been used in other books. maybe one day i'll find the motivation to fix it, but for now, read at your own risk 😌

Cliche Cops ✓ by randomsweetstuff

The main rule is 'Stop the cliches' -CC ~*~ In the town where everything cliched occurs, Ella is sent a message with a simple task. These messages are demanding and she unknowingly got herself into the mess by complying with the messages. Little did she know all the work that came along with it once she signed up. Now she has to: a) Stop her neighbours from falling in love. b) The waitress from marrying a billionaire. c) The new girl from falling for the golden boy. d) Find out who's behind all these messages. ~*~ Highest ranking: #414 Humor

Fixation Of Love by its_a_secret95

Sarah is your typical good girl. She attends her regular classes and goes home at her prescribed time. Only on the odd couple days she stays behind after an extra couple hours past her curfew. And that's to go to the libary. She's got no friends and according to the barbies of the school she's the schools social outcast. Everyone in school (mainly the girls) thinks that Ashton is a bad boy. This is mainly due to the fact that Ashton tries too hard to be one. Every girl in school has, had or will have a crush on him. The barbies of the school have all 'tried' him and think he's perfect. Especially his 'queen bee' girlfriend Amanda. Sarah knows Ashton isn't a badboy. He knows that too. He can't help but agree with her on that. What he also can't help or understand is how he gets butterflies every time he's close to her. He likes her no doubt, it just takes him a while to figure it out. Same with her. Sarah's parents are out of town until after senior year so Sarah is forced to live with the so called bad boy and his family. Whilst living there Sarah finds herself falling for Ashton. Follow Sarah and her journey as she slowly falls for Ashton. Warning: Major Not-So-Clichè-definitely Clichè Story: Date Started: September 2014 Date Finished: January 2018

The Other Girl | Completed✔ by Le_me_love_you

"The good girl meets the bad boy, they follow the road of love. But while riding, they face many anti-love obstacles that try to stop them from being together, such as karma, or the slut who likes the boy, or the golden boy who likes the girl. It's always the same cliché story. But ever wonder what's the story behind the bitch herself? Why does she hate the girl all of a sudden? Is it possible for a human to hate another for simple reasons? Or is there more to it? This is where this story comes, it talks about the girl who's always left behind in every single story. This will show you the perspective of the other girl." {C O M P L E T E D}

Fell In Love By Falling by sagarrado

New girl meets most popular boy. Cliché enough for you? * This is something I wrote back when I was still a 14 year old who loved sappy/cliché plots.

Savage little nerd [(BoyxBoy)] by Bxtch_Im_Fabulous

The same cliche story of a nerd and jock falling in love. But what happens when the nerd turns out to be a boy that doesn't take shit from anybody and plays hard to get. And the jock a little too trusting. ⬇️⬇️Sneak peak⬇️⬇️ "Fine, we will do the project together." He said throwing his hands in the air, as he surrendered. I just smirked with my victory. "But in one condition; we do it outside the school. I don't want people knowing I'm hanging out with you." He said giving me a disgusted look. "Don't worry, I don't want people knowing I'm hanging out with a dumbass either." I snapped back. "Listen here you." He said while grabbing my collar. "Your little mouth is going to get you in trouble someday." He said between gritted teeth. "I'm sorry, my mouth can't control itself when it's presented to stupidity as low as yours." I said with a smirk crafted on my face. His face turned red and you could see a small vein pop out of his empty head. .......... Find out what happens next.

The Potato Chronicles by MiNinjaGeek

Feel the potato. Breathe the potato. Be the potato. Embrace your inner potato. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- (mood faces intended.) When every teen fiction cliche stereotype meets reality, you get the chronicles of a potato. The main potato in this story however is Sky Woods, a soon to be 16 year old girl. She gets new neighbors, and fortunately for her, they have a son her age. Unfortunately for her, he's super cute. Welcome to the potato clan, a group of friends who value friendship and loyalty over all. They're the group of friends you wish you could join but never would because you're not cool enough and care about what people think of you. Though this is a love story, the main story is and always will be about the friendships. Fries before guys, right? Sky and Peter meet shortly before school, and they instantly click. She then introduces him to her friends, and they all open up to him; something they would never do unless they're comfortable around you and trust you. But were they right to trust Peter? High school takes a crazy turn, and you'd be thankful this isn't a musical, because trust me, you don't want to hear Sky sing. Ever heard a dying goat? ...no? Oh...*clears throat* Neither have I.. Just...read the story. [WORKING ON SEQUEL] Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or fandoms I reference in this book. All rights to the rightful creators. WARNING: IT WILL HAVE SOME CURSE WORDS BUT LIKE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IT'S A HIGH SCHOOL AND THEY'RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS! Started: July 30th 2020 Ended: August 3rd 2020 #394 in teen fiction 5.15.2020 #190 in relatable 5.25.2020 #19 in potato 8.4.2020

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‼️[editing] ‼️ (No Plot Chancing just better writing and some SMALL chances to make the book better) 𝟷# 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝖧𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗌𝗎𝖼𝖼𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗋, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗍. 𝖭𝗈𝗍 𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾. 𝖧𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽, 𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀. U𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝗍 𝖡𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖲𝖺𝗇𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗓 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗏𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗐𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗃𝖾𝖼𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝖿 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗍es 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 get 𝖺 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖡𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗄. ❆❆❆❆ "You have a thousand other possible choices of girls. Go to them. Go talk to your other girls." He just smirked. "Please gorgeous. I will kiss you in front of every girl I know just to make clear that I'm yours."

Beside Him by sPoNgE_b0b

*KING BOOK 1* C O M P L E T E D || Highest - #11 teen-fiction ~ 12/01/19 || ||Highest - #11 love ~ 01/03/19 || || Highest- #1 Humour ~ 28/03/19 || "You're so full of yourself, Archie." I said, rolling my eyes and pushing against his chest so that he would move at least a little bit away. He smirked that dangerous smirk that had me crossing my legs. "Say the word, gorgeous, and I'll make you full of me too." X-x-X Archer King is alone. After his mother's death, Archer finds solace is blending into shadows and staying out of sight. It's difficult enough when you're branded by the school as the hottest Male in Costell High. It becomes a hell of a lot harder when you get a River Harrison delivered into your life. Suddenly, Archer is thrust into a whole new world- the world of feelings. The world where his heart skips a beat as soon as he gets so much as a small glance from the girl he loves. The world where River is his, where she's the only thing he has and the only thing he needs. Yet still, he has a secret. A secret that threatens to destroy them both. River is the forgiving type. With a bubbly personality, a mouth to last her centuries and the beauty of a fallen angel, she's simply the epitome of perfection. But will she forgive him if she finds out what he's hiding? X-x-X "You're a bad boy, Archie," She said to me, her painted eyes twinkling with unsaid emotion. "Not a bad guy." X-x-X FULL STORY AVAILABLE ON DREAME NOW *DISCLAIMER* •VERY VERY possessive boy- like you'll probably be like 'what a dick'. •Lots of strong language • *whispers* sex ;d ... • Archer IS NOT a sweetheart to River. He's kind of a bit of a prick and is kind of really mean. They have that kind of banter. If you don't like that then, with all due respect, bye. •Archer can also be a real cringe fest type lover boy. You've been warned. I love cliches and HATE sad endings. *hint hint* Ok, enjoy. Cover made by @iridesilk

Sorry, I'm Not Into Bad Boys by anwpstories

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